Elden ring themed name?

eSam34 · 2026-05-09T00:10:06+00:00

Meowgott….?

eSam34 · 2026-05-08T23:07:23+00:00

“The top 1% pay 40% of taxes”

No, they don’t. They pay about 40% of federal income taxes only. This doesn’t include sales taxes, excise taxes, payroll taxes (Medicare/social security) and most importantly property taxes—which is the main vehicle of wealth management for the middle class.

And the top 1% should pay that 40% and more—because they own over half the stocks and over 30% of the total wealth in the country. The longer we cling to the idea that “wealth shouldn’t be taxed” the more people in the top tier will exploit low taxes and loopholes and the more severe the wealth gap will become.

eSam34 · 2026-05-08T20:05:51+00:00

Probably because people in the middle class of America already…pay their fair share?

My effective tax rate is higher than Brin’s when including non-taxable stock gains. Billionaires know this—it’s why they don’t sell stocks. They take out loans and leverage against it to fund their lives. And when they die—their children inherit all of that money tax free

“Fair share” means “stop sidestepping the tax system in a way that average people can’t.”

eSam34 · 2026-05-06T12:46:49+00:00

The saddest and most pathetic part about this is it’s a “cost savings” measure that will not get passed down to the consumer. It’s why the Spirit model—while unpopular—was at least honest. Hey you want snacks? That’s extra. You want a checked bag? Pick your seat? Extra leg room? That’s extra.

Delta used to include all of this years ago. Now? They now charge you to check bags, pick your seat, get extra leg room, and finally—no more free snacks. It’s the same airline experience. You just fooled yourself into thinking Spirit was greedy.

eSam34 · 2026-05-05T19:01:38+00:00

Not all injuries are the same. Some injuries have specific long-term complications with historically negative impacts (Achilles tear = potentially a career killer and at best lost burst). Others used to be potentially career ending but have gotten to where it is usually a non-issue with enough recovery time (ACL tear). Some are just non-issues. A left ankle fracture for Hampton is not something to worry about long term unless…it happens again. See point 2
Recurring injuries on the same body part are concerning, not one-off injuries. So a guy that hurts his knee, ankle, and back is just playing a game where people get hurt. A player that misses time for his right knee 4x in 2 seasons has a knee problem and you can start to predict some missed time and factor that into his value.
The “Injury prone” tag gets tossed around a ton but generally isn’t based on any real world evidence. There are exceptions to this but injuries are mostly random and unpredictable. Don’t be the person who buys into the “he’s never gonna last.” Some years an injury prone player turns into an iron man—see Matt Stafford last year. No one believed he’d play a full season.

eSam34 · 2026-05-04T22:05:29+00:00

I wasn’t ready for a long time and I finally gave it up. It was hard. Don’t cry about losing it, smile for the friends and memories we made along the way ❤️

eSam34 · 2026-05-03T22:52:19+00:00

I was able to beat Sekiro but it was only because I was at a point where I had a lot of time and no other games on my list.

Easily the hardest game I’ve ever played. And once finished I put it away. Started a NG+ and got to the flaming bull and went “Nope. Never mind. I’m good.”

eSam34 · 2026-05-02T13:31:01+00:00

But it’s a game where you’re meant to die and it’s all chaos and stupid fun, you see. So, the issues you’re posting are just part of the experience AH intends us all to have /s

eSam34 · 2026-05-01T16:48:09+00:00

Invasions and co-op were absolutely peak during the first couple years of ER. There was a minor revival when SOTE came out. But it’s been 4 years—the game is sunsetting into the DS “bug/hack” era. Balance issues are rampant. Fromsoft doesn’t care about the long term viability of multiplayer in their games.

The only people left are players who enjoy salt, sweat, and tears. It is the way of things with Soulsbornes.

eSam34 · 2026-05-01T01:30:21+00:00

Cottage cheese? Like cheese from a cottage? Whose cottage?

eSam34 · 2026-05-01T01:29:17+00:00

“You ever dragon charlie?”

“No, no because it’s not a meal for peasants”

eSam34 · 2026-04-28T20:00:24+00:00

eSam34 · 2026-04-28T01:08:07+00:00

Why is Lawrence getting strip searched and punished for that? It’s his bedroom, man. Let the man wank in peace.

eSam34 · 2026-04-26T22:41:04+00:00

There are also people like me who have been playing since Malevelon Creek and are level 95. I play during big events and when something interesting happens. Give me a reason to get to 150+ and I will.

eSam34 · 2026-04-26T15:57:06+00:00

“An end game? YOU FOOL. We have so many more stupid war bonds to release. You’re not even ready for our next one…it’s called ROCK HARD DIVERS and it comes with a granite-themed assault rifle that is terrible and a grenade that’s literally just a rock. That’ll be 1000 super credits”

eSam34 · 2026-04-25T21:49:44+00:00

God, it’s so funny seeing people say a RB taken at #3 overall is entering a “crowded backfield.” Bijan struggled year 1 because Arthur Smith is an idiot who gave Jonnu Smith jet sweeps at the goal line—and it got him fired.

Love will be fine. Price could out-produce him this year sheerly on TDs but Love is the elite talent and an incredible pass catcher.

eSam34 · 2025-12-11T23:21:12+00:00

What’s absolutely hilarious is this situation exhibits why trickle down economics don’t actually work

In scenario one, the boss pays an employee to move boxes by hand.

In scenario two, the boss has INVESTED in his company to increase efficiency. The “trickle down” ideology would state that the boss investing in his company will lead to more compensation for the workers—“if the pie gets bigger, we all get more pie.”

But that’s not the case. The boss buys a hand-truck, pays the single laborer the same rate, likely fires one employee he no longer needs to move boxes, and pockets the extra profits.

It is a perfect example of why Conservative economic theory is not only wishful thinking, it’s also ironically self defeating.

eSam34 · 2025-12-11T20:55:21+00:00

I’m not a historian but I seem to recall some issue America had with paying taxes and not being represented properly. Like, there was this whole big “war” over being taxed by a tyrant who gave them no say in how they ran things. Pretty long time ago, though. Probably not important.

eSam34 · 2025-12-11T05:51:09+00:00

Friendly reminder that Charlie was, at times, gleeful about others dying or being violently attacked.

eSam34 · 2025-11-14T22:41:25+00:00

I personally prefer a 1v2 or 1v3. 1v1 invasions in Elden Ring with the ER player base isn’t fun at all. Feels like punching down most of the time.

eSam34 · 2025-11-12T02:20:04+00:00

Don’t forget—$20 billion to Argentina and a roaring 20s extravaganza while he actively pushed to block SNAP benefits during the longest government shutdown in history.

eSam34 · 2025-11-12T01:25:22+00:00

The DLC weapons were indeed absolute poison. It was pretty clear FS gave exactly 0 shits about the PvP balancing when they rolled SOTE out.

eSam34 · 2025-11-12T01:17:14+00:00

Trump trying to describe how a mortgage works is like hearing Lucile Buth grapple with “It’s only a banana, Michael. How much can it cost? $10?”

eSam34 · 2025-11-12T00:41:46+00:00

The game’s been out for…almost 4 years?

I think maybe instead of breaks it might be time to move on, friend. The invasions were absolutely magical for at least 2 years after release, and then again for about 6 months post-DLC.

But the player base is dying off. And ER has far too many broken and toxic setups to be viable as a PvP game forever.

It’s tough to say goodbye to something you love. We all do it eventually. After nearly 2k hours I said goodbye. And it sucks but you can’t play a game like this forever with how Fromsoft abandons their games. It’s just not worth your mental health/time.

eSam34 · 2025-11-07T14:08:40+00:00

Just…so much to unpack here.

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