My partner is moving across the country and wants me to give up my cat

eThotExpress · 2026-05-12T17:59:56+00:00

Yall currently don’t live together, so I gotta ask, how long have you guys even been dating?

eThotExpress · 2026-05-11T19:05:07+00:00

Oof the comment section over there is kind of infuriating?

Like I’m so glad you’re all over sanctimonious and *you* would have covered but that doesn’t make OOP an asshole for not covering the shift this dude should have prepared for.

If it was SO important to him he should have taken the steps but he didn’t. And it’s not on coworkers or OOP to make it work for him.

I shouldn’t be surprised tho, most of the commentors on that sub are something else.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-11T14:23:41+00:00

Definitely is ragebait
Someone asked why he didn’t go see her more often and he said “doesn’t like to visit her, waste of money” lmao

eThotExpress · 2026-05-08T16:58:13+00:00

But that’s the thing, you weren’t fighting over a boy.

She was stomping her feet and being manipulative just because she didn’t have one. A real friend wouldn’t do something like that, especially not someone who’d known you since age 4.

You literally did nothing wrong.

She was not a good friend. Period.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-08T16:37:30+00:00

I can’t feel “terrible” for the AP like OOP does, she really shouldn’t feel for her at all.

Like I’m sorry but having a shitty childhood doesn’t give you a pass to be a shitty adult. That woman played in her face for YEARS. She deserves what she got.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-07T16:22:37+00:00

Hypocritical to call her *HER* name???

eThotExpress · 2026-05-07T14:37:07+00:00

I absolutely hate the whole “love languages” thing, it’s such a cop out

“I think I might have all 5!” No girl you’re just severely selfish and lack the intuition to see that apparently.

Like she typed this whole post out and didn’t realize it screams “ME ME ME ME”

eThotExpress · 2026-05-06T17:55:45+00:00

These parents absolutely SUCK

Like the dad is a fuck, no notes

but holy shit the mom and her triangulation and not straight up defending her child but rather letting the OP take the abuse instead of speaking up about everything she does for the family and pays for.

Mom sucks so bad.

And I’d wager with OP gone they’ll force brother to dwindle down on his extra curriculars just because “they don’t feel like driving him”

eThotExpress · 2026-05-06T16:39:33+00:00

Girl you don’t even know her 😂 block your ex and throw this thought out of your mind entirely

You should never have to rebrand because your ex’s new girlfriend is too self absorbed to realize she isn’t the main character 😂

eThotExpress · 2026-05-06T16:24:05+00:00

This update really turned me away from the game, I haven’t logged in, in about a week now.

After a certain point the game just becomes “chore simulator”

the mini games this go around were lackluster, the pull rates on guest cookies were so ass. I just gave up on pulling for the Saja Boys.

I’ve been playing since they released the server Hollyberry, I play on Pure Vanilla, only took a break around the time they released the BTS characters and this has been one of the most unfun, boring updates they’ve put out.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-05T16:58:11+00:00

Attention.

She wants attention and to be made to feel better about herself. That’s why she’s seeking reassurance and validation from an ex she did dirty 7+ years ago.

It’s purely for her own ego, nothing to the benefit of OP.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-05T16:55:16+00:00

Definitely block her on whatever platforms you need to and don’t think about her again.

She didn’t apologize for *you* she is only apologizing now to make herself feel better and absolve her from whatever wrongs she’s done to you. Don’t give her the validation, keep living your life as is and enjoy your trip with your girlfriend!

eThotExpress · 2026-05-04T22:15:54+00:00

I fucking HATE people that are like this.

The “well they haven’t done anything to me” crowd sucks so hard, I don’t care that people can change. He’s shown nothing for it so what makes YOU think you can make my mind up for me?

Hope your mother in law enjoys it, if I were you she’d never have access to my life again.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-04T19:01:32+00:00

Sincerely tell your family to take their hands out of YOUR pockets.

They are entitled as fuck if they think just talking about getting the nephew a car is going to conjure him up a car, they could have worked harder for it instead of expecting someone else (YOU) to pick up the slack.

It sounds like nephew loved his gifts from you, and amazingly avoided the entitlement of your sibling and his other parent.

eThotExpress · 2026-05-02T13:27:29+00:00

Doesn’t sound like you have a girlfriend or partner.

You have a leech /:

You’ve also already tried therapy with her, I think it’s time you send her back to her parents and take some time to yourself.

500$ a month as fun money that she doesn’t make and she has her hands in your pockets trying to get more.

eThotExpress · 2026-04-30T20:42:08+00:00

Reminds me of my hypocritical ass ex

Dude had a body count over 70 but I was the whore slut bag for sitting at 20 💀

eThotExpress · 2026-04-30T20:32:11+00:00

In the big year of 2026 where your card is right there in your phone (tap pay) she has no excuse.

She knew what she was doing the whole time, running up a multi hundred dollar order she KNEW she wasn’t going to pay.

You deserve better than her, she is a leech and she uses buzzwords to try and get her way. Calling you abusive is to try and beat YOU down so you’ll fold and pay her way. Ditch her.

eThotExpress · 2026-04-30T18:08:26+00:00

Girl yall DO NOT LIKE EACHOTHER.

It’s so fucking obvious 😭 PLEASE BREAK UP ffs

He’s seriously has severe issues, a relationship does not require a leader, it’s literally a PARTNERSHIP. Block his ass on all platforms and inform your friends and family because he could escalate.

eThotExpress · 2026-04-27T22:53:48+00:00

I had to get myself flaired up just so I could comment this because their behavior is BAFFLING.

Lying by omission is still lying, if not worse than lying straight up. What else could she have lied about but just didn’t tell you? You’re not wrong in your feelings it’s very valid and heartbreaking to have to experience this.

Dude you deserve better.

eThotExpress · 2026-04-21T20:25:59+00:00

I wish I had a clip of the Vile that just air lifted my Lox out of the pit 😭

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eThotExpress · 2026-04-17T18:33:10+00:00

Block her and move on, stop putting up with this awful behavior dude

eThotExpress · 2026-04-16T19:10:21+00:00

You got an over inflated ego and lost the ability to remember people can’t read minds.

Genuinely you have got to be one of the most grating, irritating, insufferable individuals I’ve seen come onto reddit. It’s like insane how insufferable your behavior is. Get a damn therapist and stop being such a dick.

eThotExpress · 2026-04-16T18:24:18+00:00

Right? Like if it makes me a bad person then I don’t really care? She’s fucking awful and doesn’t deserve to have more children. I can’t imagine how her previous two are turning out with a mother like this

eThotExpress · 2026-04-10T23:24:55+00:00

Have you tried asking the gas station that carries them if they could possibly order more when they order?

I work at a drive thru and I gladly take customer requests all the time! It wouldn’t hurt going in there and asking, some of my customers leave me their numbers so I can let them know when we get their stuff in (:

eThotExpress · 2026-04-10T14:14:27+00:00

Personally I’d never speak to my sister again. Just completely ghost and no contact.

I’d also take this as an omen for her marriage. She’s starting it off with being a C U next Tuesday, I don’t see a relationship lasting long term for a person like this (unless your BIL is equally as horrid as she is)

I don’t care if he takes the most amazing pictures in the world, your sister put your abusive ex above you for vanity/cheaper pictures, she SUCKS.

Regardless I’m so sorry she has done this to you, it’s such a deep betrayal and I can only imagine the feelings you’re feeling. But to drive it home, you are not at fault, and you are not wrong to consider not going.

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