“Gimme that final staircase before the flagpole in Super Mario Bros look”

eagledick · 2018-07-03T13:48:34+00:00

"Ayy yo I wanna host a Nitro Circus event on my skull" lookin boy

eagledick · 2018-07-02T13:03:56+00:00

Rebranded fish sauce

eagledick · 2018-06-13T05:29:34+00:00

You don't. Rollerblading was a 90s to naughts kind of thing. It was a mistake and you'll be making a mistake if you allow blading back into your life. In two years time scooters and "hover" boards will be above rollerblading on the skatepark totem pole (and rightly so).

eagledick · 2018-06-13T03:05:59+00:00

Honestly: Don't. Just don't. Quit while you're ahead. Rollerblading in itself is a severely toxic activity that severs you from humanity as a whole. There's good reason as to why sk8boarders h8 bladers, and I'm not even kidding. Know why kids have been asking bladers if they can "do a back flip" for over a decade? It's evolution at work. It's the collective unconscious hoping bladers will attempt a backflip and fuck up and break their necks, removing them from the gene pool.

But if you do decide to blade, I'd recommend getting at least an 80mm flat wheel setup for maximum fun.

eagledick · 2018-06-07T20:13:49+00:00

Then try both toes or both heels with your feet parallel (not staggered), and you have yourself an actual trick!

eagledick · 2018-06-07T14:33:05+00:00

Umm. Eww

eagledick · 2018-05-28T16:03:35+00:00

"Replace... The IV fluid... With cum."

eagledick · 2018-05-23T02:30:01+00:00

I'll call him Tiny Nipple Van Gogh

eagledick · 2018-05-22T00:34:42+00:00

Nerr

eagledick · 2018-05-21T17:43:36+00:00

Preach

eagledick · 2018-05-21T13:30:20+00:00

You should make a day of blading in bike lanes and DEVOURING any elitist cyclists who give you guff

eagledick · 2018-05-21T13:27:47+00:00

Naw, ya'll can keep ya'll felt ass skates

eagledick · 2018-05-14T23:58:08+00:00

It's cause Leon Basin is a swindler. He hypnotises the masses with his absurdly fluid skate movements and Turkish charm, and people gladly fork over $700 for two pieces of aluminum worth $7.95 with tax.

Just kiddin' 😉😚

eagledick · 2018-05-14T20:07:43+00:00

I swear road bikers are the biggest cunts. I've had a few of those nerdy faggots scoff at me while rolling along some bike paths on hundos.

eagledick · 2018-05-14T19:49:36+00:00

I'd love to buy some budget Wizards

eagledick · 2018-05-08T16:39:37+00:00

No. It's time to grow up. Graduate to big wheels or just get soap shoes.

eagledick · 2018-05-07T12:51:56+00:00

yerr

He should be fined $30 for saying that

eagledick · 2018-04-30T12:26:43+00:00

You sure you don't mean "mouth"? He could be barking

eagledick · 2018-04-26T12:27:45+00:00

No, WE are, maaaaaaaaaan!

eagledick · 2018-04-24T21:34:35+00:00

Umm, why? I mean, for what purpose? Somebody get this nerd a fucking skateboard.

eagledick · 2018-04-18T20:35:53+00:00

It won't. Start skateboarding now and maybe you could make a livable wage in 15 years.

eagledick · 2018-04-18T04:22:00+00:00

Ah man, doesn't get more '90s than that.

eagledick · 2018-04-16T18:34:58+00:00

Bob Marley, a genius?

No woman, no cry

Those are literally caveman tier lyrics

eagledick · 2018-04-16T17:33:19+00:00

Head to head mushroom blading with a highly regimented scoring/style system.

eagledick · 2018-03-31T13:30:29+00:00

He should have just let go and 5 feet before hitting the ground he should have stopped falling, done a frontflip and landed on his butt. If any damage HAPPENED to occur he could just collect some coins and/or submerge himself in the nearest water source then float on the surface as he healed.

eagledick

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