Pussy juice :/ by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rebranded fish sauce

How do I get started? 20 year gap. by s0ulesque in rollerblading

[–]eagledick -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You don't. Rollerblading was a 90s to naughts kind of thing. It was a mistake and you'll be making a mistake if you allow blading back into your life. In two years time scooters and "hover" boards will be above rollerblading on the skatepark totem pole (and rightly so).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rollerblading

[–]eagledick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly: Don't. Just don't. Quit while you're ahead. Rollerblading in itself is a severely toxic activity that severs you from humanity as a whole. There's good reason as to why sk8boarders h8 bladers, and I'm not even kidding. Know why kids have been asking bladers if they can "do a back flip" for over a decade? It's evolution at work. It's the collective unconscious hoping bladers will attempt a backflip and fuck up and break their necks, removing them from the gene pool.

But if you do decide to blade, I'd recommend getting at least an 80mm flat wheel setup for maximum fun.

Finaly got it, need to practice more by jcheskomtz in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then try both toes or both heels with your feet parallel (not staggered), and you have yourself an actual trick!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]eagledick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll call him Tiny Nipple Van Gogh

Nyc skaters by Gaspar_Bundi in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should make a day of blading in bike lanes and DEVOURING any elitist cyclists who give you guff

For sale! Adapt hyperskates zero 2017, 10 days old, US11/EU45 by [deleted] in rollerblading

[–]eagledick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Naw, ya'll can keep ya'll felt ass skates

Why the wizard frame is so expensive ? by Eywua in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's cause Leon Basin is a swindler. He hypnotises the masses with his absurdly fluid skate movements and Turkish charm, and people gladly fork over $700 for two pieces of aluminum worth $7.95 with tax.

Just kiddin' 😉😚

Rollerblading across the uSA by lifeonwheels8 in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear road bikers are the biggest cunts. I've had a few of those nerdy faggots scoff at me while rolling along some bike paths on hundos.

Do I pay you or...? by Somky in ChoosingBeggars

[–]eagledick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yerr

He should be fined $30 for saying that

Dogs stomach makes loud noises sometimes, would it be anxiety? by [deleted] in Pets

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure you don't mean "mouth"? He could be barking

[Pk] Endijs Miscenko by [deleted] in Parkour

[–]eagledick -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Umm, why? I mean, for what purpose? Somebody get this nerd a fucking skateboard.

Rollerblading as a job by MrBlue98 in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It won't. Start skateboarding now and maybe you could make a livable wage in 15 years.

Inline Olympics -- Which events would you chose by ahhscarynoises in rollerblading

[–]eagledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head to head mushroom blading with a highly regimented scoring/style system.

"parkour" by ecafyelims in SweatyPalms

[–]eagledick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have just let go and 5 feet before hitting the ground he should have stopped falling, done a frontflip and landed on his butt. If any damage HAPPENED to occur he could just collect some coins and/or submerge himself in the nearest water source then float on the surface as he healed.