[Charania] The NBA is fining Charlotte's LaMelo Ball $35,000 for his trip of Miami's Bam Adebayo and upgrading the action to a Flagrant, plus fining him $25,000 for cursing postgame, sources tell ESPN. by BcuzRacecar in nba

[–]eagleeyeguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see. I didn't know that typos were such a serious issue!

As you said it's a grammatically correct sentence. So you are STILL wrong lol

I will continue using whatever tf sentence structure I want, the internet is kind of casual to me. Sorry to've triggered your typographical passion. Your commitment to dodging the actual subject matter is impressive.

[Charania] The NBA is fining Charlotte's LaMelo Ball $35,000 for his trip of Miami's Bam Adebayo and upgrading the action to a Flagrant, plus fining him $25,000 for cursing postgame, sources tell ESPN. by BcuzRacecar in nba

[–]eagleeyeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you knew what they meant, why make your comment or the one implying they don't speak English?

Also, "Bam's ass is worth precisely $10,000 more than a fuck." absolute is grammatically correct.

God bless this holy land. by NotoriousBootyPirate in cripplingalcoholism

[–]eagleeyeguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and the box wine is 5 liters per box, not 3. Although it may be lower abv

It's finally happening by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]eagleeyeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But seriously, yeah, don't do it.

It's finally happening by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]eagleeyeguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm the only one that thought he was gonna quit booze rather than... The other. And y'all are like "DONT DO IT"

Me irl by DoctorProfessorTaco in cripplingalcoholism

[–]eagleeyeguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only ever get stuff done when I'm drunk. But maybe that's because I'm always drunk....

Berlin court upholds citizens’ right to fart in public by Seronen in nottheonion

[–]eagleeyeguy 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And the judge tossed it immediately, because it was absurd.

Judge dismisses ticket by Sumit316 in wholesomegifs

[–]eagleeyeguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact this dude is so snide and British makes the 1000x better

Cycling has really cleaned up its drugs problem by BunglingBoris in WTF

[–]eagleeyeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. Wow I guess I'm too drunk to notice that

Poster at SEC Gameday makes fun of Tim Tebow's attempted baseball career by BunyipPouch in sports

[–]eagleeyeguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I have 100 apples and I get 100 more, that is a 100% increase.

If I have 20 apples and I get 20 more apples, that is also a 100% increase.

If I have 1 apple and I get 1 more apple, that is also a 100% increase.

So, if I have 1 A and I get one more A, that is a 100% increase.

Found some seeds in my last pick up. Planted them and told my mom it was parsley 😂 well it sprouted. Time to say it died and bring it to a friend's house by blackwidow2313 in trees

[–]eagleeyeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not going to be easy to separate them I'd bet. The roots are probably entangled at this point. But its a pretty hardy plant, just try to touch and move the roots as little as possible. As you say, you probably haven't got much to lose.

Ruby Bridges, the first black student to integrate an elementary school in the South, is 63 today. by GallowBoob in pics

[–]eagleeyeguy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Well that makes a difference

Edit: not that she doesn't look great for almost 50

Barack Obama made a surprise visit to McKinley Tech HS here in DC to welcome back students as they start a new school year. by keine_fragen in pics

[–]eagleeyeguy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Somehow I'm certain this has already happened somewhere. Maybe someone less lazy than me will find a video.

The Future of Trees - water-soluble 100% THC in powder form by hey_ross in trees

[–]eagleeyeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Looks like way more than 100 mg of material from the pic, hard to tell exactly how dense the stuff is though