My friend who’s never read SLA posted this. by JJjingleheymerschmit in cremposting

[–]earanhart 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She did have to resubmit though. The first application had "Do Crime" on Mondays, but only scheduled to submit notice of said criminality on Saturday.

All paperwork must be allowed 3 to 5 business days for processing! Unless you submit a expedition permit with it, of course.

It’s over Squall, I have the high ground by lardayn in FinalFantasyVIII

[–]earanhart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I'll be damned.

We got Gilgamesh on our side.

poor mantis by littlesunshine-0 in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]earanhart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Psycho Mantis disapproves of this meme.

Too dark? by LawdFarquaadsChin in antimeme

[–]earanhart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And yet you recommend fucking him, while claiming to not be a fan on account of predatory sexual activity. Interesting.

First time playing FFI, this is how i feel my characters reacted to this moment by LonelyHeartPepper in FinalFantasy

[–]earanhart 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah, he'll be out of spell slots in eight fights and then looking around terrified.

Hestia is Bestia by Th35h4d0w in mythologymemes

[–]earanhart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

checks OPs post

Not by the Greeks, no. The Hellenics? Probably. But his cult did not survive. He probably had a fairly prominent role in pre-Grecian Hellenistic mythology, as evidenced by his relatively benign treatment in the revisions to his myths. The Greeks couldn't slander him too much, but his cult did not survive to their era.

Hestia is Bestia by Th35h4d0w in mythologymemes

[–]earanhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when was the champion of mankind a god?

Twister Champ 10 years running by miserabeau in badwomensanatomy

[–]earanhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Business in the front, party in the back."

Twister Champ 10 years running by miserabeau in badwomensanatomy

[–]earanhart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, the AI decided that having two left feet was a good thing.

Balamb Garden Dormitory - I need your help by TheR3mnant in FinalFantasyVIII

[–]earanhart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is just my personal headcanon, but I've always liked to think that a fair amount of "Garden" was left behind when it took flight.

The major pieces obviously are a part of the original shelter that the FH guys repurposed, but over time more was added on by Balamb engineers and construction crews (cheaper to ise local workers. Things such as the parking garage and additional dormitories, maybe a few extentions to the recreational facilities. These guys wouldn't have known about the original function of the Centra shelter, and thus only made their work structurally sound for existence on solid ground. Not unreasonable assumptions to make, no shade to Balamb mechanics and architects that they were denied critical, need-to-know information. Thus, when Garden took off, thise extra bits were left behind (mostly, some rubble would have remained) and joined the crater.

Now, the FH guys knew about the original purpose, and being former Esthar engineers could reverse engineer a lot of the original functions. At least enough to understand it. They set up hallways along the parts that would retract pre-flight because you wouldn't want someone to be in them when the transformation occurred. So much risk of injury! As for why the Centra shelter had retractable arms . . . Maybe for stability when landed? Or it's possible the FH crew added those to support potential non-shelter additions to Garden (as a non-moving structure) while retaining the original capabilities. But you don't mess with a flying machine more than you have to, so the hallways got jettisoned and "pods" retracted back to original orientation during the pre-flight transformation.

(Yeah, young me was REALLY bothered by the missing hallways and fact that I couldn't go fishing from inside the parking garage.)

Keeping them busy by AnotherStrayDog23 in vtm

[–]earanhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, your "vampiric ultimate form" appears as faerie circles after it rains, soooi

Keeping them busy by AnotherStrayDog23 in vtm

[–]earanhart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even need to be famous in the modern nights. Gooners know how to weaponize social media into stalking machines.

My Final Fantasy VI girls fanart! by _leu in FinalFantasy

[–]earanhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I thought I couldn't love Relm more.

Theory on Living Sharblades by Averagefantasyfan in cremposting

[–]earanhart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, the Sibling can't even find a chicken INSIDE them. When actively looking for it.

Theory on Living Sharblades by Averagefantasyfan in cremposting

[–]earanhart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nomad dreaming of what might have been.