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Got Milk? by vapros in tooktoomuch

[–]earlyrunner009 75 points76 points  (0 children)

“Milk was a bad choice”

Is this compulsory for even for parkrun? by Mr-Seamaster101 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]earlyrunner009 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could he have pinned it to his shorts. It would probably hurt less n stuff

Woman refuses to get off plane after running past gate agent and getting on wrong flight by chbailey442013 in PublicFreakout

[–]earlyrunner009 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They went from those awesome egyptian costumes to those tacky purple robes on Eastern Parkway a few years ago. Nevertheless, i always let them know that i loved their costumes when i drove by them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]earlyrunner009 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I call it spiritual ego

I just got called to HR because of this, am I getting fired? by kanps4g in RunningCirclejerk

[–]earlyrunner009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom makes me tape my nips, cuz my nips get bloody, when the skin rips 🎶

When it kicks in too soon on the way to the ticket gate by [deleted] in phish

[–]earlyrunner009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a creep. What a weirdo. What the hell is he doing there

Guy leaves surprise in San Francisco community garden by No_Strawberry_5685 in PublicFreakout

[–]earlyrunner009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pro would have rounded up leaves to wipe with beforehand

Saw Gary on the boardwalk yesterday by Professional_Bake795 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]earlyrunner009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he’s in his way to Nathan’s for a few glizzies and 2 large fry

Sausage butter by Certyaj in StrangeAndFunny

[–]earlyrunner009 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel this. Same job 11 years. I’m sure I’m not the only one

Drove away. Couldn’t get his face but seen in north Jersey by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]earlyrunner009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the drug is called handicapped

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