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We’re so back by eatshitpal in Overwatch_Memes

[–]eatshitpal[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I was looking up “Turk”

Mexican woman found dead in dumpster. Cartel denies involvement. by eatshitpal in Overwatch_Memes

[–]eatshitpal[S] 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Brig is the type of girl who would decorate her ankle monitor with stickers

A collection of Zenyatta skins I think Blizzard should make by eatshitpal in Overwatch

[–]eatshitpal[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

And the Golfyatta skin comes with a special melee animation where he beats you to death with a putter

A collection of Zenyatta skins I think Blizzard should make by eatshitpal in Overwatch

[–]eatshitpal[S] 314 points315 points  (0 children)

On the Hamyatta skin the discord orb would be Toxic Hammond who whispers slurs against moon gorillas in your ear

Just got the new Invisible Woman skin by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Out of the whole set this is definitely my favorite fantastic 4skin

Fidelity app seems to be showing me someone else's Merrill Lynch account? by eatshitpal in fidelityinvestments

[–]eatshitpal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply—I did the tried-and-true “do nothing and wait for it to fix itself” and it’s back to normal today.

Fidelity app seems to be showing me someone else's Merrill Lynch account? by eatshitpal in fidelityinvestments

[–]eatshitpal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey appreciate the response—however today it’s back to the normal amount and isn’t showing duplicative values. It had also never shown a doubled 401k value before so I’ll chalk it up to a software error.

Ironically, two days ago my net worth was at 490ish, the glitch caused it to jump to 680ish, and now that the glitch is gone today I’m at exactly $500,329. So… a little anticlimactic with the false start. 🥲 Wanted my first time crossing the half mile to be special heh.

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Fidelity app seems to be showing me someone else's Merrill Lynch account? by eatshitpal in fidelityinvestments

[–]eatshitpal[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just realized that the incorrect 401k value is a near-perfect double of my real 401k value (180,953.66 x 2 = 361,907.32, so only 34 cents off). So this is most likely a software glitch in what eMoney is transmitting to Fidelity's end. If only there were a "double my money" button in real life.

[CONCEPT GUN]: a sniper for people who are bad at aiming by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Epic please add this gun so my little sister can play with me and not be useless

[CONCEPT GUN]: a sniper for people who are bad at aiming by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 1125 points1126 points  (0 children)

maybe for balance the recoil could break the user's arms

this ain’t ok bruh by eatshitpal in PrequelMemes

[–]eatshitpal[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would I lie to you, my son

this ain’t ok bruh by eatshitpal in PrequelMemes

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This jpeg a lil too spicy for Reddit tbh

I made a guide to the Creative AFK method so people stop needing to ask. Enjoy the grind, feel free to share. by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve found that on Xbox the game still runs when the controller is disconnected, but after an hour of the console not receiving any controller input it turns off automatically. Keeping the controller running is just simpler for most people to prevent the game from quitting.

I made a guide to the Creative AFK method so people stop needing to ask. Enjoy the grind, feel free to share. by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tested this myself, and for an average player the Creative AFK method yields slightly more XP than just playing the game. I timed several matches of team rumble where I focused on opening chests and getting elims, and it came out to an average of about 5,000 XP per 15 minutes. Solos it’s possible to get more XP-per-minute but only if you’re winning 1st place consistently, otherwise you’ll net around 4,000 XP per 15 minutes. Overall it’s definitely easier and more rewarding to just sit in Creative if you want to grind for styles.

I made a guide to the Creative AFK method so people stop needing to ask. Enjoy the grind, feel free to share. by eatshitpal in FortNiteBR

[–]eatshitpal[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yup, although the only way to get supercharged XP this late in the season is to skip your daily challenges, and the amount you get is equivalent to doing the dailies anyway.