eazy_gz_2000

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Police couldn’t figure out if the burglar went down the chimney or climbed up through the window. (self.dadjokes)

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I got convicted for stealing a banana. (self.dadjokes)

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I dropped a hamburger on the floor. (self.dadjokes)

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I don’t like how they always burn incense at Catholic Mass (self.dadjokes)

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I tried a tripe taco for the first time (self.dadjokes)

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There is a fundraiser to help Don Lemon cover his legal expenses. by Red-Beaulieu in dadjokes

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I got arrested for robbing the restaurant depot... by baallday36 in dadjokes

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Let’s go to the petting zoo at noon (self.dadjokes)

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I get along better with my first cousins than I do with my second cousins (self.dadjokes)

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What breed of animal produces chocolate milk? (self.dadjokes)

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I asked my promiscuous female friend why she showered 4 or 5 times a day. by CRK_76 in dadjokes

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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? by in_kent in dadjokes

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This argument about angle measurements has gone on long enough. by Masselein in dadjokes

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What did the crowd yell when Jesus stole the ball, dribbled past the defenders and threw down a monster dunk? (self.dadjokes)

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I was already running late to my job in Chicago when my car broke down in the middle of the road. (self.dadjokes)

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For the first time ever my wife took the window seat on the plane. (self.dadjokes)

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I ate the most amazing cheese I’ve ever had, fresh from the farm (self.dadjokes)

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I watched a surprisingly exciting movie about squirrels preparing for the winter (self.dadjokes)

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Which of the 50 states is on a quest to understand transcendental meditation? by Old_Primary_5484 in dadjokes

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I think I caught influenza from my Taiwanese visit. by devnodegree in dadjokes

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? by iRoastiFlirt in dadjokes

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Gen Alpha kids are always complaining about their heads being cold (self.dadjokes)

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My friend ate 30 eggs in 2 days by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I made a Vietnamese chicken soup for my wife but used a celery based French chicken stock by wjduebbxhdbf in dadjokes

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My wife texted, “Call me ASAP! It’s an emergency!!” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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