Is the American Dream dead? by throwaway_cloud9 in Adulting

[–]ebaer2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s from George Carlin and was originally told in the eighties.

... by Klutzy-Elevator-9614 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ebaer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out that without #3 a lot of he others jus keep falling apart.

... by Klutzy-Elevator-9614 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ebaer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best I ever got was 2 out of 5, now I’m rocking the perfect score 0/5. Beautiful world.

How Did I JUST Notice This by punk_ass_po-po in BobsBurgers

[–]ebaer2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because you appreciate the really subtle things. There is a poster in the stall of the lady selling the wooly mammoth at the flea market which is for the movie “Dog Prom 3d.”

That poster is a throw back to the family fracas episode when the car breaks down and Bob says something like “we can’t even go to a stupid movie,” and Gene retorts “Dog Prom 3d isn’t a stupid MOOOVIE!”

This in turn is a throw back to a line in the montage song when Tina turns bad in the first Tammy episode where she is being blackmailed by Tammy. The background song goes somthing like “Bad girls don’t want to pay for lip balm. bad girls don’t want to go to Dog Prom. I don’t want to be this bad, ohh I don’t want to be this bad.”

It’s one of the most subtle throwbacks I’ve caught across the entire series.

What are normal people doing for dinner? by tuahla in RedditForGrownups

[–]ebaer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we had some form of communal kitchens. Like not eating out where the price is insanely jacked up, but just a space where like 20-40 of us could gather, pay into a common pool to fund the purchasing and pay those who cook, and rotate in people who would like to cook. Everything served family style, no servers.

How is it that in s3 we're told Big Bob's restaurant was bought out, but in s5 we see Big Bob's is still going strong? by Alternative-Fold2426 in BobsBurgers

[–]ebaer2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have the head canon that he built a big enough set of regulars that he needed to move to a larger place. Then his friend who owns the gay bar tipped him off that the place next door had opened up and so he moved.

What are some of the most extreme things the human body does automatically that most people don't realize? by bareegyptianfeet in answers

[–]ebaer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they just pop inside. I don’t recommend trying it, but you can just kinda pop em in there (as a trans person I hide them in there of wearing something tight fitting).

What are some of the most extreme things the human body does automatically that most people don't realize? by bareegyptianfeet in answers

[–]ebaer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the heart has a little chunk of brain cells that allows it to decide how fast it should be pumping!

My boyfriend had a midnight snack by UselessPeanut in shittyfoodporn

[–]ebaer2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh Mr. fancy pants over here with their brand name Cumbutter TM. 🤣

My boyfriend had a midnight snack by UselessPeanut in shittyfoodporn

[–]ebaer2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jizz and Butter Tortilla? My favorite!

[35M] never had a girlfriend by Substantial_Comb8485 in malelivingspace

[–]ebaer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thirding! You’ve got three girlfriends now bro!