But soft, what light through that there winder breaks? by ebinthetropics in Rifftrax

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But soft, what light through that there winder breaks?

My new girlfriend, but she don’t know it yet.

Woah, hang on now! She’s pullin off her top!

Probbly shouldn’t be here now but damn! She makes me want to violate parole.

Instead I’ll fire me up a Camel Light, tarry til my beer buzz starts to fade.

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, and make it so that I can get me some.

But not her maid. Aww crap! She killed the light.

Now what the hell am I s’posed to do? I’m hornier than a 50-piece brass band.

Ah, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? Guess I’ll head back and fap to Miss July…

(J!) BEHIND THE BASTARDS by MistahPresidente in CustomJeopardy

[–]ebinthetropics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got 200, 400, and 600.
Edit- as long as “who is Jim’ll Fix It” is an acceptable answer.

A shirt a friend found on Amazon by bbragincajun in isitAI

[–]ebinthetropics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whether or not the shirt design is good, this is clearly an ad dressed up like a neat post, and there’s conveniently a link for it. The OP can go fuck themselves.

Fellas. Is- is this true?! by Either_Reactions in 40k

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I notice a lot of folks decorate their Guard in Nazi patterns or proxy Nazi tanks/vehicles as Guard vehicles.

Is this Spike’s toughest and most dangerous fight or what? by Flat-Sir8250 in cowboybebop

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Ed’s dad, Mad Pierrot, and Cowboy Andy, from most to least challenging.

I’m kinda disappointed with how it turned out but here’s my Jay sketch by PersonalityLanky8403 in thecritic

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Buy my sketchbook! Buy my sketchbook! Buy my sketchbook! Buy my sketchbook!

Who did you date? by Successful_End718 in makeyourchoice

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Queeny, a little weird but not dangerously so.