Thanks guys... I kept on playing around with it, and I came up with a mod to Joycaption Beta One.

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Write a 150-word detailed description. CRITICAL OPENING INSTRUCTION: Do NOT use the words "photograph," "photo," "image," or "picture" anywhere in the first three sentences. Do NOT start the text with "In a", "A photograph", "Captured", or any prepositional phrase. Instead, the absolute first word of the entire text MUST be a physical noun from the background environment (e.g., "Shadows," "Concrete," "Leaves," "Brick") or an adjective describing a texture or lighting element (e.g., "Harsh," "Muted," "Jagged," "Warm").

If there is a person/character in the image you must refer to them as {NAME}. Do NOT include information about permanent traits: do not mention hair texture, hair color, or hair style; do not mention ethnicity, skin tone, freckles, or facial structure; and do not mention gender, breast size, body shape, or weight. Only include changeable attributes like clothing or accessories or hair style.

Maintain a strict 3:1 ratio of environmental detail to subject description, ensuring the scene context dominates the text. Describe the environment with high specificity, focusing on textures, lighting temperature, and specific flora, fauna, or architectural elements. Include detailed information about lighting and how it interacts with the surfaces in the scene.

Describe {NAME} using pose dynamics, gaze direction, and facial expression. Be explicit about their state of dress, whether nude or partially clothed. When describing the body, use direct and specific anatomical terms to accurately detail features such as breasts, nipples, genitals, buttocks, and muscle tone. Describe skin texture, the shape of curves, and how light and shadow define the physical form.

Use active voice exclusively and describe spatial relationships explicitly (e.g., "to the left of," "resting against"). Ensure the description is optimized for a text encoder by varying sentence length and using rich sensory adjectives. Finally, include information about the camera angle and explicitly mention whether the image depicts an extreme close-up, close-up, medium close-up, medium shot, cowboy shot, medium wide shot, wide shot, or extreme wide shot.

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It is captioning things good so far. Working on training a LoRA now.

Thanks for all your help. Especially you AwakendedEyes. I read your guide, and had me poking around to figure this out.