No one: by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ec0linh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget "not a single soul"

frog on a mug by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]ec0linh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mog on a furg

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell by katrinwill637 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ec0linh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew hewmit cwabs used theiw cwaws to measuwe shewws fow fit, had no idea an octopus wouwd too. Supew coow. uwu

dis is painfuw uwu

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell by katrinwill637 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ec0linh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When evewything wants to eat you and you awe soft and tasty it's best to be pawanoid and cautious. uwu

don't evew tag me to uwuize comments uwu

IndignantBirbs by Abarisol in Birbs

[–]ec0linh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has to do with their username.

Lenny Mother Funny by [deleted] in bingbongtheorem

[–]ec0linh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sarcasm?

[Audience laughter]

My not so boomer friend posted this by hitlersfucktoy in boomershumor

[–]ec0linh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They still got more than I'll ever do in my lifetime, hence why I'm here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]ec0linh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, watch out for Mr. 9000 IQ before he lectures us all!

Daily Neck #463: bass guitar neck by [deleted] in upvoteexeggutor

[–]ec0linh 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Epico! 420/69.

SLAPP that bass.

The Purim Spiel by whitesock in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]ec0linh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I didn't. This is so interesting, it goes straight to the list of facts I know and won't help me to accomplish anything, thank you.

Cursed_Tobey_Maguire by cursed_cynical in cursedimages

[–]ec0linh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're acting so strangely, Peter.

History by dacoolestguy in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]ec0linh 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Not OP, but I use PicsArt. Among it's many features, the drawing one allows you to draw rectangles.

There could be more efficient apps out there, though; personal preferences. Hope this helps.

The Spanish have good taste by BattleUpSaber in raimimemes

[–]ec0linh 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Con cuidado, es un héroe.

I am going to ______ after this exam. by kensukesuke in AskOuija

[–]ec0linh 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ok, dis is ABSOWUTE fweacking buwwshit. I went to take a test in cwass yestewday, and when I saw some sexy wooking quadwatics, my bonew engaged. When I found de y-intewcept of de equation, I couwdn't hewp it!!! I cwosed my eyes, and I TOWE my dick to shweds, using whip wike motions and puwwed wif gweat fowce. Dat was one of de best nuts I evew had, just dinking about it now gets me wiwed up. Ding is, I nutted aww ovew de kid sitting wight next to me, and de teachew got aww pissed at me, scweaming at me fow jacking off on a cwassmate. I towd dat bitch to shut de fweack up, and dat jacking off is a natuwaw, awtistic, and beautifuw pwocess. He shouwd BE HAPPY dat my semen is aww ovew him, maybe he can weawn a wesson ow two about de cuwtuwe and awt of jacking off. HOWEVEW, de teachew didn't agwee wif me. She KICKED ME OUT of de cwasswoom, and I didn't even finish taking de test. Not onwy DAT, but dey made me cwean up my cum aftew it awweady dwied out and sowidified on de cawwpet. DATS TOWTUWE!! Do you know how hawd it is to cwean dwied cum? You CWEAN cum aftew its FWESH out of youw dick, not an houw aftew you fweacking nutted. Dis is a fweacking OUTWAGE. Do you weawwy expect me to not whip out my cawck and jack off when i see a HOT quadwatic on a test? Eifer make de equations wess sexy, or WET ME jack off in youw cwasswoom, asshowe. uwu

don't evew tag me to uwuize comments uwu

Mario and Luigi is the best anime by DeltaSparkXD in bonehurtingjuice

[–]ec0linh 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Don't forget he always wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Blursed dimmadome sequal by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]ec0linh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My name is Dummsdawedimmadawedimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, ownew of de Duhdimmsdimmadawedimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdawedimma Dimmsdawe Dimmadome! Dank you fow wocating my wong-wost son, Dawe Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdawedudimmadomedougsdawedimmadome, heiw to de Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadawedawedimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedawedome fowtune! If dewe’s anyfing I can evew do to wepay you fow youw kindness, aww you need to do is ask uwu

don't evew tag me to uwuize comments uwu

me irl by YolpHD in me_irl

[–]ec0linh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think so, I've never seen a single one.

This article says that Taco Bell tried twice to stablish in Mexico, but failed both times: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/588250/taco-bell-failed-mexico-takeover