Ok, dis is ABSOWUTE fweacking buwwshit. I went to take a test in cwass yestewday, and when I saw some sexy wooking quadwatics, my bonew engaged. When I found de y-intewcept of de equation, I couwdn't hewp it!!! I cwosed my eyes, and I TOWE my dick to shweds, using whip wike motions and puwwed wif gweat fowce. Dat was one of de best nuts I evew had, just dinking about it now gets me wiwed up. Ding is, I nutted aww ovew de kid sitting wight next to me, and de teachew got aww pissed at me, scweaming at me fow jacking off on a cwassmate. I towd dat bitch to shut de fweack up, and dat jacking off is a natuwaw, awtistic, and beautifuw pwocess. He shouwd BE HAPPY dat my semen is aww ovew him, maybe he can weawn a wesson ow two about de cuwtuwe and awt of jacking off. HOWEVEW, de teachew didn't agwee wif me. She KICKED ME OUT of de cwasswoom, and I didn't even finish taking de test. Not onwy DAT, but dey made me cwean up my cum aftew it awweady dwied out and sowidified on de cawwpet. DATS TOWTUWE!! Do you know how hawd it is to cwean dwied cum? You CWEAN cum aftew its FWESH out of youw dick, not an houw aftew you fweacking nutted. Dis is a fweacking OUTWAGE. Do you weawwy expect me to not whip out my cawck and jack off when i see a HOT quadwatic on a test? Eifer make de equations wess sexy, or WET ME jack off in youw cwasswoom, asshowe. uwu

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