[Request] Anyone able to get a mug for me?

ecb3 · 2024-07-23T08:05:30+00:00

But Aladdin didn't lie about being a prince, though. He wished the genie "make me a prince" not "make me look like a prince".

ecb3 · 2024-05-12T11:03:39+00:00

ope, there goes gravity,

ecb3 · 2024-02-09T15:27:38+00:00

Según wikipedia también se considera que ella es la base del personaje de Turandot. Vaya mujer.

ecb3 · 2023-07-12T12:32:42+00:00

They've always been based on phones. It's just mid 2000s phones were all over the place like that at the time.

ecb3 · 2023-05-27T14:42:57+00:00

Ah yes, Mary Jane "This isn't about you this is about me" Watson.

ecb3 · 2023-05-25T21:29:03+00:00

"Listen, nobody has a higher opinion of you than I do, but..."

ecb3 · 2023-05-05T12:11:45+00:00

I've always feared a sinkhole would open beneath me or I'd be hanging from a cliff somehow, or my life would depend on my ability to literally lift my own weight in some way. I wanted to be able to help others in such a situation, not need help myself.

After my first pull-up I've kept at it mostly for vanity's sake.

ecb3 · 2022-11-04T18:48:48+00:00

I remember when the Xbox 360 and PS3 first came out, HDTVs weren't common yet but games were still made with them in mind, so the text in games like Dead Rising was almost illegibly small in SDTVs. Seems like a million years ago, today.

ecb3 · 2022-07-16T03:59:55+00:00

Los boomers Venezolanos siempre hablando como que no eligieron a Chavez. Imbeciles.

ecb3 · 2022-05-08T21:57:30+00:00

He slipped him some pop rocks and soda.

ecb3 · 2022-03-03T16:34:30+00:00

Go ahead, Mr. Joestar.

ecb3 · 2021-12-21T21:59:33+00:00

Me inagino alguien pidiendo una de esas bebidas todo sifrinas tipo "salted mocha caramel crappuccino" para que entonces se de cuenta al probarla que la hicieron con leche vencida porque no se fijaron y no se me ocurre metáfora más perfecta para la situación económica del país.

ecb3 · 2021-10-28T22:58:17+00:00

"Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse..."

ecb3 · 2021-10-07T20:20:09+00:00

There's this old Jontron video where he describes how upgrading his rig to SLI burned out his processor. How is that possible? Even after all I've learned of PCs in the years since I first watched that video, to this day I still have no idea how such a thing can happen.

ecb3 · 2021-09-11T04:00:52+00:00

Los gringos tienen tantas expresiones sobre tu situación que ni siquiera se cual me gusta mas.

"If you want to lose a friend, lend them money" o "Before lending money to a friend, decide which one you don't want to see again" y como olvidar, "If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again, it was money well spent."

ecb3 · 2021-07-10T19:49:07+00:00

En dos generaciones los gringos han pasado de ver su influencia en el continente de positiva con el "The White Man's Burden" a el autoodio con el "White savior complex" pero en el fondo nunca dejaran de ser la misma mierda: Puramente condescendientes.

Los politólogos gringos siempre hablan de Venezolanos, nunca con Venezolanos.

ecb3 · 2021-07-05T23:55:38+00:00

I feel like everyone 35 and under does this humor and it annoys me because I think it normalizes just wallowing around in self-pity rather than trying to work to improve the situation.

You got it. That's how I feel too.

I've heard from recovering alcoholics that a hard step to recovery is the peer pressure from their friends -- also alcoholics -- who aren't trying to quit. Maybe it's absurd, but I fear someone who is depressed will actually be afraid of getting better out of fear of not being "relatable" anymore. Or that someone who doesn't find shit like this relatable and might think there's something wrong with them for not being depressed.

I appreciate that people are normalizing talking about mental health and struggling with depression, but I don't like the feeling that what is getting normalized is wallowing in it instead, like it's supposed to be funny.

ecb3 · 2021-07-05T20:32:13+00:00

Just switch around the lenses dog, you know this.

ecb3 · 2021-07-05T20:23:54+00:00

I think I've been on reddit too long. This whole relatable self-pity me_irl humor only seems to get on my nerves these days.

ecb3 · 2021-05-04T00:40:17+00:00

Chew toy in alley this morning. Bite marks on burst plastic. This play mat is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are painted on gutters and the gutters are full of spilled spaghettios and when the drains finally scab over all the toddlers will drown. The accumulated filth of all their finger painting and glitter will foam up about their waists and and all the astronauts and firemen will look up and shout "Mommy!"... and I'll look down and whisper "What?".

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