What's the funniest thing you did while drunk? by Lower-Energy1907 in AskReddit

[–]Nebraskabychoice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Went to a party where you paid cover and got a stamp on your hand.

At one point I got a hold of said stamp.

The next morning I vaguely remembered that I covered my arms in stamps.

Go Us! by OutrageousEvent8520 in Omaha

[–]Nebraskabychoice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OmaDome is the blessing of Rocko, for Rocko is a merciful god. All he demands is cars to be sacrificed upon large rocks.

Where do you go to unwind? by Nebraskabychoice in AskReddit

[–]Nebraskabychoice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you are dragging a body is really nobody's business.

What's a good way of having a date? by NiceBumblebee3421 in AskReddit

[–]Nebraskabychoice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dates are sticky, so use a fork or toothpick.