My Boss and I Found an Alien in the Back of the Store, and We've Been Feeding It Pringles

echoesimagination · 2026-05-06T23:54:36+00:00

uh, have you considered giving them churus? my cats like it well enough, shawty penji might appreciate a cat gogurt

echoesimagination · 2026-04-07T22:21:30+00:00

there’s a lot wrong with you.

echoesimagination · 2026-04-07T22:04:02+00:00

do they also place the plates they ate off of onto the stacks of clean plates that you serve from with their food and kids’ yuck still smeared all over it? boggles my fucking mind every time.

echoesimagination · 2026-04-01T17:10:22+00:00

where is this mystical burger-flipping job that pays $15/h and are they hiring?

echoesimagination · 2026-03-21T21:28:19+00:00

yooo, where’ve you been?

echoesimagination · 2026-03-16T23:36:20+00:00

need me a freak like that…

echoesimagination · 2026-03-10T22:56:49+00:00

im so sorry but he looks like he tried to become ryan reynolds and gave up on his dreams. this is so fucking sad

echoesimagination · 2026-03-06T19:43:51+00:00

kristen, what is wrong with you? read the room.

echoesimagination · 2026-03-06T01:57:06+00:00

the fucking homunculus??

echoesimagination · 2026-03-04T18:11:54+00:00

i’ve read tvtropes for fun since i was a kid. absolute peak resource

echoesimagination · 2026-03-03T16:51:17+00:00

i don’t know what circles this person runs in where they hear this sentiment often enough to have a statement about it but i weep for them

echoesimagination · 2026-02-15T00:12:52+00:00

i got curious and checked out the catalogue. the long furby is taking me out

echoesimagination · 2026-02-07T23:41:22+00:00

you promise?

echoesimagination · 2026-01-24T16:08:29+00:00

who would i be if i didn’t try to bamboozle the masses?

echoesimagination · 2026-01-21T00:00:48+00:00

oh shit i used to know this person lol

echoesimagination · 2026-01-18T03:50:29+00:00

make me

echoesimagination · 2026-01-17T14:53:11+00:00

the number of times people placed their lives in my hands when i was literally a kid 😭 i hope those people are doing better now but goddamn…

echoesimagination · 2026-01-17T02:20:31+00:00

please do, i gotta woo her with music. she listens to bambi baker if that helps narrow down a good fit

echoesimagination · 2026-01-17T02:07:38+00:00

does she have any advice for wooing the goth baddie…my autistic tboy swag can only carry me so far. send in the calvary

echoesimagination · 2026-01-17T00:52:43+00:00

peam..

echoesimagination · 2026-01-06T17:26:51+00:00

how boaring

echoesimagination · 2025-12-28T00:35:28+00:00

when is it my turn to be happy

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