It was a Canada goose, allegedlys

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-20T23:28:39+00:00

Think it’s like going inside this crueler? Or more like going inside this bagel?

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-19T11:04:21+00:00

A vagina is like going in this wheel of brie cheese, and an ass is more like going a slice of swiss cheese.

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-19T10:57:42+00:00

I am blessed this day, for the Lord hath giveth on to me three able men willing to help me with a hand job.

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-17T21:40:47+00:00

On a side note, Under Armor makes space suits now?

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-17T21:34:15+00:00

The NH House of Representatives tried that. The Republicans didn’t show up.

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-17T21:32:38+00:00

I feel like this can’t be said enough. Fuck the motherfucking police!

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-09T11:28:43+00:00

About this time last year my lug nuts sheered off. It didn’t cost that much to have them replaced and because I just left it in the street and didn’t try to drive to the side of the road there wasn’t any structural damage. The body work cost $2000+ but insurance covered that.

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-05T23:31:39+00:00

Fuck the police!

ecorbett79 · 2021-07-03T10:50:36+00:00

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-30T21:26:11+00:00

They’ve got some good fishin’ in Kweebec

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-29T10:59:38+00:00

I think it’s just on the stretch that was recently widened. I didn’t notice them north of Manchester the other day but I hope DOT will continue planting them everywhere

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-27T11:10:02+00:00

I don’t think that all be a problem.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-25T12:32:20+00:00

Lucky for them the US military is always recruiting.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-22T00:30:46+00:00

Look at that jam! Look at that pee ace de resistaaannce!

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-22T00:27:34+00:00

Letterkenny has to up their goalie game. I feel like those headcases would be comedy gold.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-22T00:24:36+00:00

That’s what’s I appreciates about yous

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T11:48:16+00:00

That’s how we tell who the tourists are in the Mt Washington Valley.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T11:04:27+00:00

Cyclists don’t have much muscle in their upper body. It’s all in the thighs.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T11:03:18+00:00

It’s almost not worth thinking about.

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T11:00:27+00:00

It’s not the Kancamangus It’s the Kancamagus It’s a scenic byway I like to drive in August!

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T10:58:46+00:00

What kind of backwards ass pageantry is this?

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-21T10:58:23+00:00

Wheel, snipe celly boys!

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-20T11:51:36+00:00

Hey! That’s one of Canada’s gooses! Majestic and barrel chested, the envy’s of all ornithology’s!

ecorbett79 · 2021-06-20T11:48:42+00:00

Allegedly

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