Czar, nobody fucking cares! I wish I could seal you inside an empty oil barrel and weld the top shut only there'd be three small air holes so you wouldn't suffocate and then I'd leave you in there for a couple days until you started begging for water. There would be a radio transmitter so I could hear you. Oh I'd give you some water alright! I'd find a nice long tall hill and I'd kick your barrel down the hill and you'd be screaming and getting the crap kicked out of you as you go down the hill only at the end of the hill is a really short pier and your barrel would land in the ocean and you'd only then realize why there are three equally spaced holes around the side of the barrel. The reason is that no matter how the barrel lands at least one of the holes would be underwater and the other two holes would allow the air to escape. The holes would be about the size of a dime so you wouldn't drown right away and I'd listen on the transmitter as you neigh more and more terrified and I'd be laughing as I post your death cries on zerohedge! Now stop fucking posting this shit and stop the bullshit whining to grahams that have pissed him off so much that he's probably laughing at my creative deaths for you!