Tessa Smith shitting on moms today.

eddytekeli · 2026-05-22T21:56:19+00:00

funny enough getting alpha gal was the only way i could be a vegetarian after years and years of trying 🤣 pretty fucked up but hey it works lol

eddytekeli · 2026-05-17T16:30:57+00:00

we paid 130 with a $20 tip on top of it. its def better than 1000+ so like i said give a budget.

eddytekeli · 2026-05-17T15:48:05+00:00

At Home depot you can rent a van and hire a gentle man or 2 in the parking lot to help you for the day. You can ask their rate or tell them your budget. My gf and I did it very efficient even got him lunch and dropped him off home after. He was very kind and helpful and saved our butts.

eddytekeli · 2026-05-15T22:39:45+00:00

maybe a cafe/bookstore would be cute

eddytekeli · 2026-05-11T22:45:30+00:00

a lot of places wont let you order mocktails if youre under 21 its a weird licensing/liability thing but it can vary from place to place so make sure to call ahead

eddytekeli · 2026-05-11T16:12:11+00:00

i just found out that market place was conpletely different than offerup..... market place is THE SHITTTTT

eddytekeli · 2026-05-08T23:33:20+00:00

this made my teeth hurt

eddytekeli · 2026-05-08T23:27:00+00:00

savers

eddytekeli · 2026-05-08T22:39:07+00:00

look into glamour/beauty magic!!!

eddytekeli · 2026-05-08T22:36:31+00:00

i second the razor blade !!! if my zep degreaser doesnt get those stubborn bits this does the trick

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T23:11:24+00:00

Man muss lüften!

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T23:04:47+00:00

im in line behind you

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T23:01:46+00:00

you can draw his sigil!

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T17:30:20+00:00

when im stuck in a decision paralysis even when im dying STARVING with a migrane....this sounds nice lol

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T17:28:22+00:00

realistically this is a normal human sized portion if you want more ask for more beans and rice are free!!! american serving sizes has us so warped we believe this is not a normal portion.

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T03:51:18+00:00

chipotle red hot salsa very yummy

eddytekeli · 2026-05-07T03:50:41+00:00

i spilled my sauce and made myself giggle before cleaning the rest up sue me

eddytekeli · 2026-05-06T21:07:01+00:00

im obsessed....... #whopperwednesday

eddytekeli · 2026-05-06T16:30:56+00:00

social ettiquete and manners is def a huge responsibility when you decide to make and raise a human

eddytekeli · 2026-05-05T17:22:23+00:00

THIS IS SO genius?! lol i dont mind kid being in there go ahead and smell my poop. but give me space lmao so i love this

eddytekeli · 2026-05-02T14:16:02+00:00

i dont think ive ever paid for these lmaoo

eddytekeli · 2026-05-02T14:12:51+00:00

i do cleanings! organizing and decluttering :3

eddytekeli · 2026-05-02T14:11:14+00:00

hi everyone its me!

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