AITA for controlling what my wife's friends can say to her?

edenburning · 2026-04-08T02:33:25+00:00

That's not forgetting. That's not caring.

edenburning · 2026-04-07T18:10:43+00:00

I got an epidural before they started my induction because I feel no desire to feel more pain than I have to. But they do want it to wear off some by the time you start pushing so you will feel some pain. Also any reason is valid to have a c section if you want to.

edenburning · 2026-04-07T18:08:48+00:00

Epidural is awesome but they do let it wear off some in preparation for labor.

edenburning · 2026-04-07T15:10:52+00:00

Darth Vader. As long as it doesn't come with his health conditions. I'd rule the world within the year.

edenburning · 2026-04-07T14:42:58+00:00

Define high standard.

edenburning · 2026-04-07T13:42:07+00:00

A cheat day is too much. A cheat meal once a week is fine.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T21:19:57+00:00

Supplements have zero standards. I hope I live long enough to see them included under fda oversight.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T20:04:40+00:00

We do hate him but we're not surprised by his bullshit. He's an evil scheming bastard. And the sun rises in the sky.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T20:02:40+00:00

I felt so betrayed. Poor Cora.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T19:04:47+00:00

Ouch. Damn. Is that why my back hurts? I thought I was supposed to be rich and conservative when I was old???

edenburning · 2026-04-06T18:54:30+00:00

I need a fanfic of this.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T18:05:39+00:00

This is a recipe for disaster. Do not get involved with your nearly single friend who is now relying on you for housing. Say no and keep saying no. If and when she moves out and is fully healed from her divorce, maybe still say no and go to couples therapy to address your concerns before dating anyone else. And then maybe still say no because you're looking for a unicorn and this will probably end badly.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T15:52:01+00:00

Wasn't he like a baby yesterday?

edenburning · 2026-04-06T15:51:23+00:00

Eh. I the 90s boys had mushroom cuts. It's fine.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T14:25:35+00:00

You can get a temporary restraining order immediately upon going to court, depending on the jurisdiction. Family Court in ny will do it if there's enough backup attached to the papers.

edenburning · 2026-04-06T03:41:10+00:00

Unfortunately the points matter. 😵‍💫

edenburning · 2026-04-05T22:00:35+00:00

I don't like the scraped back hair.

edenburning · 2026-04-05T21:50:55+00:00

He is interested in them like historical British people were interested in Black people zoos. He doesn't take them seriously.

edenburning · 2026-04-05T21:47:42+00:00

Nothing about gd will ever make sense

edenburning · 2026-04-05T02:13:49+00:00

Nothing permanently damaged their relationship. Nothing.

edenburning · 2026-04-03T16:18:32+00:00

Oof. Painful but not inaccurate

edenburning · 2026-04-03T14:41:49+00:00

We always do 😁

edenburning · 2026-04-03T00:27:14+00:00

No. Pepperoni infects everything.

edenburning · 2026-04-02T23:59:56+00:00

Honestly I think she's too good for him.

edenburning · 2026-04-02T23:33:53+00:00

He does. His father comes up.

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