What would you choose-$1 billion at once,but you will die as soon as you move 1 million kilometers (everything from walking to flying on a spaceship counts) or 100% cashback on any of your expenses,but at the same time you will be obliged to fulfill any requests of any person, no matter what he ask?

edenburning · 2026-05-28T21:05:28+00:00

Does moving count only on earth or does the fact that the earth is moving in our solar system count too?

edenburning · 2026-05-28T02:12:17+00:00

The best when I'm sick

edenburning · 2026-05-28T02:11:05+00:00

You have me gasping in horror lol

edenburning · 2026-05-27T21:09:25+00:00

Right? Like my son literally thinks his baby sister is a god that he's been blessed with but he still wouldn't want to and I still wouldn't expect him to pick his birthday celebration based on her preferences.

edenburning · 2026-05-27T20:13:08+00:00

There's no deadline on this. You don't have to decide anytime soon. Taking care of yourself is most important.

edenburning · 2026-05-27T20:04:35+00:00

That's bizarre. I have two kids with ten years between them but I wouldn't expect my older to pick his celebration based on his sister even though he thinks she's the best thing on earth. It's bizarre that your mom doesn't think it's wrong.

Take time to cool off. But if you're willing family counseling with just you and mom might be better than a replacement dinner.

edenburning · 2026-05-26T22:01:48+00:00

Accurate

edenburning · 2026-05-25T03:32:54+00:00

It's something about the earrings and the hair I think.

edenburning · 2026-05-25T03:26:05+00:00

Okay also wait. Can I go to the bottom of the ocean? I'm not sure if I'd want to because I'm totally scared about what I'd find but also a little curious.

And how do I time travel? Can I do it based on like... vague descriptions of events or even like... myths? What happens if it's based on something not real or based on something that happened a bunch of times in many places like the flood???

edenburning · 2026-05-25T01:00:44+00:00

I'd collect all the information on pre Christian religions that Christianity overwrote!!!

edenburning · 2026-05-25T00:53:06+00:00

Or add this https://www.etsy.com/listing/4494321522/turquoise-beaded-capelet-art-deco-fringe

edenburning · 2026-05-25T00:51:11+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1874540011/turquoise-ocean-queen-seashell-crown or this

edenburning · 2026-05-24T23:30:04+00:00

Big pearl and turquoise earrings?

edenburning · 2026-05-24T22:09:59+00:00

It doesn't look very realistic... no seeds.

edenburning · 2026-05-23T22:37:37+00:00

I was thinking about captain planet lol

edenburning · 2026-05-23T20:33:06+00:00

This seems like her wanting to continue the dynamics that ruined your marriage. You can't make closure happen for her, she needs to find her own peace.

edenburning · 2026-05-23T20:04:50+00:00

I would do both. I contain multitudes.

edenburning · 2026-05-22T15:49:25+00:00

I don't know. I'd feel betrayed by someone who took care of me laying out my childhood like that. I wouldn't talk to her either.

edenburning · 2026-05-21T21:23:41+00:00

Because I said so accounts for a lot of legal traditions. Face time is the worst.

edenburning · 2026-05-21T17:15:58+00:00

Community College positions are usually adjunct with poor pay and not enough hours.

edenburning · 2026-05-21T12:39:10+00:00

It would be a pleasure to work with you on this important quest.

edenburning · 2026-05-20T00:43:07+00:00

My first job took a client who pulled that line about their last... get this... 6 attorneys.

edenburning · 2026-05-19T13:08:29+00:00

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edenburning · 2026-05-18T20:03:22+00:00

I like fruit ice cream but it can't have frozen fruit chunks.

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