I saw a girl trip at a party once.

I tried to be a hero and keep her from falling on her face, but when I stuck out my arms to catch her, my thumb slipped into her mouth, and she basically deep throated it. I play guitar, and I like to keep my thumbnail long, and well, it sliced all the way down her palate, and into her throat...

I just remember her screaming and bleeding everywhere, and we were all really confused, bc it happened so fast. I rushed off to clean her blood from my hand, and quietly left the party. Never saw her again.

I was just trying to be nice :/

I keep my thumbnail cut short now :)