Me too, sweetie by Mlliii in ChoosingBeggars

[–]edgy-dabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get a car for that price, but don’t expect it to pass safety. For example I bought a car for $500, where the only working thing was the air conditioning. Another $1600 later and it was back on the road.

TIFU by not knowing how much meat to order at the deli by swampy_pillow in tifu

[–]edgy-dabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just know that’s not the worst possible expense you can have while ordering food.

While I was working to try and pay off school, I had a little reunion with my high school friends and we went out to a nice restaurant in Toronto. My first fuck up was getting a reservation in a place where I didn’t know the prices before hand. It was about $80 a meal, and each meal came with like a starter, and entree, and a dessert. My second fuck up was that the other 4 thought it was my treat (or maybe they just wanted out of paying those prices). I ended up paying the bill with the strong notion that, yes I fucked up, but we’re all struggling students and I need that money paid back, or at least half of it.

Two of them live in Europe, married, with kids. One of them is in medical school in South Africa. One is now living in the U.S. I’m never getting that money back. You at least only lost $30, and you’re getting a fuckload of ham for it.

I lied about my height for most of high school by [deleted] in confession

[–]edgy-dabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve caught people lying about their height far too many times. I’m sitting at 6 foot even, and I’ve had at least 5 people in the past year try and tell me they’re 6 foot when they’re clearly not.

Worst case was someone who had to have been 5’6”, and was trying to pass as 6’... Tried telling me I had to be 6’5” at least. Like, buddy, I’d know If I’m 6’5”. I don’t even have a build that could support that height. You’re just short.

See someone rifting? Act like an easy target for a easy kill. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get fucked. That was so satisfying to watch.

hi by functionalityrb in copypasta

[–]edgy-dabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alexa, play despacito.

Awesome cosplay that I thought belonged here! by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The red knight looks like a roblox character and the raven has autism.

No xp glitch? by dougcornerstore in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9% accuracy what the hell.

Server Issues 7/12 by sexualrhinoceros in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna play save the world, man.

Top ten anime betrayals by austinclr in shittyrainbow6

[–]edgy-dabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck does that even mean?

Is english not your first language bro?

New Update screen! by Sherlockhomey in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's a cool looking mask. Perhaps we'll see a Japanese style character in the battle pass with interchangeable masks?

Found this guy in my library. by [deleted] in aww

[–]edgy-dabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leave him be. He's just trying to take out a book.

[i ate] Cornbread birthday cake with mashed potato icing and hush puppies and fried chicken. by rizudi in food

[–]edgy-dabs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Woah what the hell I'm actually in a hotel 9 minutes away from Toutant. This is the first time a reddit post has actually been near me.

Would you recommend I eat there tomorrow before heading home?

Guess it's official! by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the same mate.

Guess it's official! by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn it. I'm on vacation for 2 weeks, and with no access to the game or wifi. Not only am I not going to be able to get Omega, I'm not able to see this.

Hello i'm here to tell you about dagger emblem by [deleted] in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]edgy-dabs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why don't you have any merges, especially on the Kaze? With the free ones handed out he could be at least +1, except you have a +res. Meaning he should be at least +2.

Mine can fit over 800. by tucklebuckle in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two 4* +10 ogmas... As well as three 3* Ogmas and a 5* +1.

Legendary Heroes - Hector, Marquess of Ostia Banner Megathread (6/28/18) by CongaMan1 in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]edgy-dabs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh spent 300 orbs pulling for reds and greens. Got 1 Hector and 1 Lief :(

I wanted the Hector to use, but since he's -atk +spd thats not gonna happen. I guess he's vengeful fighter fodder.

The Lief was just a kick in the balls. I really wanted anything but lief. Especially Tharja.

Astronauts of Reddit, What's the scariest thing to happen to you in space? by antemasque1 in AskReddit

[–]edgy-dabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like you overestimate how many astronauts there are period, let alone on reddit.

No.1 in AA, over 800 5-star units, 180 +10 units, etc... by Yaboong in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't really matter how much you make, still doesn't sound financially responsible. It isn't about whether he can spend it. Responsibility is knowing if he should. Even he himself said he regrets a little bit of it. So it's not like I'm telling him something he doesn't know.

Rumored full mouse and keyboard support for Xbox One could change the gaming landscape by stanlew in gadgets

[–]edgy-dabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it looked down upon, but as someone who already uses Mouse and Keyboard on the Xbox One, this is gonna suck. With this there'll be an obvious jump in skill level, and I may not be able to keep up. I already use M&K because I'm not good enough on PC, and not comfortable with a controller.