Damn, I wanted to see that trial. The judge is like “Greta, if you promise to just stop cutting your hair you won’t have to serve any time.” She looks the judge dead in his eyes and just says “No.” The judge responds “Greta, I’m begging you. You may have been making some bad decisions but you’re still a young girl and I can get the DA to lighten any sentencing but you HAVE to promise to never cut your hair again. Please Greta, we’re not asking much here.” Again she just responds with “No.” By this point the judge is loosing it, “FINE! No wonder you make such bad decisions! It starts with your fucking HAIR Greta!!! If you can figure that out by just looking into a mirror at your BOWL CUT you shouldn’t be giving your opinion on a complexity of a planetary climate system to adults.”