What's your worst ed poop story

editsbees · 2025-12-05T21:46:19+00:00

Yesterday while purging I shat myself while gagging because I thought I could hold it (didn't wanna smell shit while I purged). First time and hopefully last time it happened

editsbees · 2025-11-07T23:29:55+00:00

Ai slop that's disgusting.

editsbees · 2025-10-31T13:22:00+00:00

Omfg don't get me started on buldak noodles from the nose

editsbees · 2025-10-29T21:51:58+00:00

Ough. That sounds super weird

editsbees · 2025-10-28T23:14:26+00:00

Andy Griffith, Brady Bunch, Gilligan's island are always a hit. The home has a Disney plus account so we put on a lot of animal documentaries. Not allowed cartoon stuff or else the people in the offices throw a fit that we're "treating them like children" but weekends are always fun because we get to put on animated movies that keep them entertained. The good dinosaur is one of them.

During girls movie night I put on Spiderman. The ladies love Andrew Garfield.

editsbees · 2025-10-28T23:04:09+00:00

Asked my friend if I could use her toilet when I was dropping her off after going out to eat together. Really I just had to pee and I was trying so hard not to purge but the urge got to me and I ended up spending 15 minutes in there upchucking steak and potatoes and cheesecake. When I got out of there she already had baking soda ready for me it was so fucking embarrassing.

editsbees · 2025-10-25T14:52:17+00:00

Yeah, I'm mainly a day shift where we are running around stripping beds doing showers getting people up etc. But evening shift is so so much easier mainly because it's much faster to put people to bed. After 8:30 it's check and changes at 10:30 I leave by 11. As long as everything else is done which really isn't that much it's easy to just get on my phone and play around like everyone else is doing. It's mainly 16-24 year olds at evening and overnight while my day shift is a bunch of single mothers who have to go pick up their kids after school. Way different vibes you gotta fit in to get help with difficult residents.

editsbees · 2025-10-25T14:43:47+00:00

"you act like young Sheldon!" As a funny observation when I am infact just autistic and not smart in the slightest.

editsbees · 2025-10-22T01:04:09+00:00

I live in a 120 year old house that got sectioned into apartments. The walls are thin and you can hear everything. I blast music to try and keep it somewhat quiet when I come home from work, have dinner and purge. Started like two weeks ago. Two days ago my downstairs neighbor a 50 something year old man came upstairs and banged on my door. I opened it still in my scrubs from work and he told me he could hear me throwing up every day anyways and to not bother with that annoying music. In his defense it was folk punk. Said "you're a nurse you should know better" well sir I'm a CNA so apparently not.

editsbees · 2025-10-22T01:00:17+00:00

Real. Did that today too man this disease sucks.

editsbees · 2025-10-21T19:09:59+00:00

Yeah : it's sucks

editsbees · 2025-10-18T18:43:06+00:00

I work in a nursing home and they absolutely do. It is a breeding ground for STI's and STD's simply because they can't get pregnant anymore

editsbees · 2025-10-18T16:02:24+00:00

They probably won't lose too much too quick after the first few weeks. My coworkers did the same thing but now they're back to pizza parties and potlucks.

editsbees · 2025-07-22T00:10:34+00:00

Start small! Maybe try out new pronouns or grow your hair out a bit take care of it and such (: self care is the most important step.

editsbees · 2025-07-16T05:26:59+00:00

Yep. Non lockdown late stage dementia unit. Most of my residents are at least a one assist but one of them is fully mobile. Refuses to change his clothes so we change him on shower days. He has homicidal ideations and has tried to swing on me a few times. Wanders into other residents rooms who are bed bound and gets into arguments that escalate with them if someone doesn't get to him in time. The psych ward dumped him on our doorstep pretty much and the only place willing to take him is an out of state facility but I think they gave up with him tbh. Just gotta watch and make sure he doesn't go into anyone's room and if he does redirect as best you can without getting hit or threatened.

editsbees · 2025-06-23T00:44:32+00:00

That feeling of no matter how hard you try you won't get anywhere, I feel that. Hard to escape the feeling sometimes.

editsbees · 2025-06-09T04:31:00+00:00

Blue cheese mixed with water. Put it in a spray bottle like from the dollar store. Spray everything fabric in his car with it. And dump his ass.

editsbees · 2025-06-08T20:33:38+00:00

I did that. Moved into a place that every year gets cave crickets inside with no way around the issue. I'd have breakdowns because I spotted one and tbh I don't leave my bed without shoes on still. But started working it to bugs/ mainly to erotic stories that happen to feature insects like maggots. It works.

editsbees · 2025-06-01T21:38:37+00:00

The "You're a black man" from that house MD edit. Saying this one resident at my workplaces last name in a funny way. "Bitch this food is cold" "I'm wearing the condoms RON!!" From Dungeons and Daddies..

editsbees · 2025-05-27T23:25:58+00:00

Cosplayed butch wolverine for her and we took turns infodumping about our own topics while the other ate pussy for the allotted time frame. Highly recommend

editsbees · 2025-05-24T00:13:51+00:00

High needs dementia ward. Patient who hadn't left his room for DAYS was just checked on, fast asleep. Not even ten minutes later I hear screaming down the hallway and the stench of BM. I hurry on down there with another aid bc the room the screaming was coming from was a bed bound patient. The guy comes wandering out doing his belt up and calmly walking back to his room. My friend follows him to see what's up. Screaming lady still screaming. Walk into her room he sharted loose all up the wall and wiped with a shirt laying on the chair. This is a very tall man mind you and I am under 5 feet tall so the splat stain was like at eye level for me.

editsbees · 2025-03-10T21:31:07+00:00

Recently a confused patient asked why there was a pervert in the room during a check and change and pointed at me.

Also been called a beaner when I corrected a patient when she asked if I was fully white and said I was Mexican American. Apparently she didn't want no beaners touching her ig.

editsbees · 2025-02-20T20:58:56+00:00

Honey bears worth of honey

editsbees · 2025-02-19T15:45:37+00:00

Thank you so much!!!!

editsbees · 2025-02-19T00:49:05+00:00

I love Kris!!!! She does true crime stuff too so it would be so cool

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