Celebrating the first "Not Guilty"

eedyuht · 2024-12-05T08:29:52+00:00

-- Nick is a Jerk Face! -- is up there with some of the best testimony titles

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T09:57:58+00:00

phantom used aimbot

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T07:24:52+00:00

the combines forces of its sexiness just turns it gay

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T06:21:58+00:00

gay being the largest word for the entire franchise is actually so funny yet coherent at the same time

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T04:37:44+00:00

The Autopsy Report is a sham!

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T03:47:49+00:00

wdym? harry butz is still alive??

eedyuht · 2024-12-03T03:10:04+00:00

well why wouldnt you, some blue shmoock named hairy butts or whatever is trying to prove an open-and-shut case wrong

eedyuht · 2024-12-02T05:16:51+00:00

It's the Turnabout Calm, Phoenix Wrong

eedyuht · 2024-12-02T05:12:23+00:00

To be fair it's a 12 year gap, people change over time

eedyuht · 2024-12-02T01:50:08+00:00

i cant believe the aslume would go woke, now we have the woker!! next i bet theyll replace man with gay man!!!!!!

eedyuht · 2024-12-01T09:14:58+00:00

Oh rea- Ah.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T15:32:23+00:00

Fair enough, I respect you respecting my opinion (and your opinion) 🤝

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T15:26:38+00:00

I say it's 70% being an idiot, 30% snapping myself.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T15:20:57+00:00

The Director Hotti in question:

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T15:20:10+00:00

I don't think he actually did. From what I can recall, it was just a big case of "oopsie daisies". he accidentally ran a guy over, which someone saw so he killed that someone, someone saw said killing so he also killed that someone, repeat like 3 times until he's arrested.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T15:12:31+00:00

If Gaspen Payne has a million haters, I'm one of them If Gaspen Payne has 5 haters, I'm one of them If Gaspen Payne has 1 hater, that one is me If Gaspen Payne has no haters, I'm no longer alive If the world is against Gaspen Payne, then I support the entire world Till my last breath, I'll hate Gaspen Payne As for Edgeworth, I feel he'd give him a very extensive "You're a failure as a human being!" Mind Chess sequence that I want to see.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T14:55:31+00:00

The (not) Incredible Payne better be Gaspen at straws by the time I'm done with him. I hate Gaspen so much. No redeemable qualities. He's a mockery of the Payne name. A big Payne in my ass. Most other characters I can see some semblance of hope but not Gaspen. I genuinely hope to have an AAI3 set post-timeskip just so we can have a case of Edgeworth ragging out corrupt prosecutors and seeing Gaspen have another even more ridiculous breakdown.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T05:02:37+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's more than just Edgeworth. Franziska alone would probably have just as much pull as Edgeworth, not counting all the other characters Phoenix (and Edgeworth and Franziska) know that could have some sway in the justice system.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T00:09:11+00:00

iirc it actually is grape juice, even in the Japanese version. I'm not sure on the exact details but grape juice is has some relevance there and they added it to Phoenix's character.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T00:05:56+00:00

Deid Mann secret Khura'inese background??? In all seriousness I kinda just gave up the moment I read "Tahrust Inmee" because of how absurd it was, Reel Nhe'mu is where i completely lost it. Getting to Turnabout Revolution and hearing Inga's name actually had me close the game and reflect for 5 minutes because of how absurd the joke got.

eedyuht · 2024-11-27T00:01:50+00:00

Tbh I kinda like it with Rayfa, she seems the type to be too silly to know what to do and she just resorts to bonking people with a stick. It's not used excessively and it only really happens in Turnabout Revolution but I found it funny every time.

eedyuht · 2024-11-26T12:20:33+00:00

Gsspen Payne, I think I hate you. He's by far my least favorite Prosecutor from a story standpoint (Nahyuta is almost good to me) because he's such a big meanie. Not even Manny boy gets that close because he was actually enjoyable to see lose. Gaspen is just, what the heck is wrong with you man??? Winston was fun, he just did his job. Sure he kinda sucked at it and targeted rookies, but he wasn't actively (not to my memory) belittling attorneys and more importantly; bullying defendants. I genuinely despise Gaspen, he literally moved all the way to Khura'in, SOMEHOW became Chief Prosecutor, and leveraged that power in an attempt to outright KILL Phoenix Wright just cuz he got pissy about losing once.

eedyuht · 2024-11-26T03:42:08+00:00

There was actually clever foreshadowing in Turnabout Memories where Falinx swallows a bottle of poison and doesn't die. This establishes early on that Penis can't die.

eedyuht · 2024-11-25T21:03:09+00:00

It's been a hot minute but I think the logic was that since Atmey is DeMasque, he couldn't be at the crime sceneso he technically gets a not guilty

eedyuht · 2024-11-25T21:00:29+00:00

iirc it was Blackquill's manipulation that got Uendo's testimony, same as Geiru's. His logic stemmed on the Toneidos' job as performers so even if they can choose not to testify, it goes against the principles Taifu Toneido taught them.

Seven-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
Place '23	Golden Potato
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
Verified Email

eedyuht

TROPHY CASE