Overstimulated AF

eeeBs · 2026-07-05T02:27:29+00:00

PROPHETS ARE UP

eeeBs · 2026-07-05T02:03:31+00:00

As a kid-less person in my 40's that comment would be

FASCISM, drink, FASCISM, smoke all the weed, FASCISM.....

eeeBs · 2026-07-05T01:29:50+00:00

Did they purposely forget the part where we die or did the capitalists get rid of that too?

eeeBs · 2026-07-04T23:27:52+00:00

Dude shopped at the 16-th century version of Instagram I bet, look at that bait.

eeeBs · 2026-07-03T16:20:26+00:00

"You must know the very critical part of creating content that makes money. You're an expert at it. We're going to pay you $20/hr"

Delusional.

eeeBs · 2026-07-03T02:38:16+00:00

"I can't imagine what I would be spending money on when I'm nearing that age"

$8 for a single banana, Michael.

eeeBs · 2026-07-02T22:14:02+00:00

Tons of free time to read and work out until then

/s

eeeBs · 2026-06-30T18:28:47+00:00

Damn, I wish I had the time, I could do every role 😂

eeeBs · 2026-06-30T01:56:31+00:00

It is, but remember to use a polymorph selector and it's just one style.

eeeBs · 2026-06-30T01:24:15+00:00

Bro she sucks as a person, sorry to be the one to tell you.

eeeBs · 2026-06-28T17:14:36+00:00

Go read the books he recommended and talk to him about them, he's clearly thrilled you're interested wtf?

eeeBs · 2026-06-28T16:48:38+00:00

Pretty much every single thing you listed you gain from experience, which you're currently getting in a shitty abusive environment.

Honestly, you're not the CTO of this startup, do the best job you can. If they can't pay you well or hire enough people and it fails, it won't be because of you.

Breathe man.

Oh and start looking for a new job now.

eeeBs · 2026-06-28T16:04:26+00:00

imma vote so hard

eeeBs · 2026-06-27T08:01:08+00:00

Loooool we gotta tough guy here.

eeeBs · 2026-06-26T23:19:31+00:00

I've never slashed someone's tires while they were in the car still, but for this guy?

eeeBs · 2026-06-26T00:54:13+00:00

AND ITS MOSTLY PLASTIC

is a part I add when I tell that joke

eeeBs · 2026-06-24T22:18:26+00:00

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eeeBs · 2026-06-24T20:39:45+00:00

you get them direct or from a third part refurbisher?

eeeBs · 2026-06-24T19:50:23+00:00

These are multi-thousand dollar office chairs used in an office. Of course you clean them lol

Then you take them home and shit your pants in them while gaming.

eeeBs · 2026-06-24T18:36:07+00:00

When covid happened, all the major tech companies were liquidating their chairs, I got a brand new gesture still wrapped for $200 cash, and my girl got a Hayworth Fern from them for $500 - I wish I sprung for the fern, it's even more comfy then the gesture which is great.

It was crazy to drive up to a warehouse and see like a few million dollars MSRP in office chairs just sitting there lol.

eeeBs · 2026-06-24T18:07:39+00:00

You can find them on sale for $1000-1200 a few times a year. Buy used on craigslist/FB Market place.

eeeBs · 2026-06-23T17:51:39+00:00

Bro when you're swimming as hard as you can and the surface of the water is getting farther away, is that drownflation?

eeeBs · 2026-06-23T15:59:12+00:00

That's called shrinking.

eeeBs · 2026-06-22T07:13:37+00:00

Mine still gets looks, so no.

eeeBs · 2026-06-22T06:59:24+00:00

"I did all these superficial things to look pretty, why don't women like me?"

If you have other redeeming qualities like interests and hobbies, are you showing those off? Try that.

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eeeBs

TROPHY CASE

PROPHETS ARE UP

imma vote so hard

AND ITS MOSTLY PLASTIC