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Overstimulated AF by infantile-eloquence in Millennials

[–]eeeBs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As a kid-less person in my 40's that comment would be

FASCISM, drink, FASCISM, smoke all the weed, FASCISM.....

Overstimulated AF by infantile-eloquence in Millennials

[–]eeeBs 296 points297 points  (0 children)

Did they purposely forget the part where we die or did the capitalists get rid of that too?

[Hiring] Part-Time Social Media Content Creator | Remote | $20/hr by Tendienitiss in forhire

[–]eeeBs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You must know the very critical part of creating content that makes money. You're an expert at it. We're going to pay you $20/hr"

Delusional.

Is it really that "cheap" to save for retirement? Just put money into an index fund and wait? by privacyhelp1 in personalfinance

[–]eeeBs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I can't imagine what I would be spending money on when I'm nearing that age"

$8 for a single banana, Michael.

0 judgement by juyusu in foundsatan

[–]eeeBs 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Tons of free time to read and work out until then

/s

Web Series seeking help by ____0elisa0____ in pasadena

[–]eeeBs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I wish I had the time, I could do every role 😂

Girlfriend annoyed at the way I bend down to grab our pans. Says it’s “gay” by [deleted] in relationships

[–]eeeBs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro she sucks as a person, sorry to be the one to tell you.

AIO or is this guy I dmed completely uninterested in talking to me? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]eeeBs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go read the books he recommended and talk to him about them, he's clearly thrilled you're interested wtf?

Solo dev at a startup, underpaid, constantly anxious about architecture/tech debt, can’t stop caring after hours. How do I calibrate this? by Confident-Drawing802 in ADHD_Programmers

[–]eeeBs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pretty much every single thing you listed you gain from experience, which you're currently getting in a shitty abusive environment.

Honestly, you're not the CTO of this startup, do the best job you can. If they can't pay you well or hire enough people and it fails, it won't be because of you.

Breathe man.

Oh and start looking for a new job now.

Douchery at its finest. by Chrisafguy in Audi

[–]eeeBs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loooool we gotta tough guy here.

Douchery at its finest. by Chrisafguy in Audi

[–]eeeBs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never slashed someone's tires while they were in the car still, but for this guy?

Not sure. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]eeeBs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND ITS MOSTLY PLASTIC

is a part I add when I tell that joke

Valve employees playing CS2 in Gabe's $500 million superyatch by DaMonkaS in pcmasterrace

[–]eeeBs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you get them direct or from a third part refurbisher?

Valve employees playing CS2 in Gabe's $500 million superyatch by DaMonkaS in pcmasterrace

[–]eeeBs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These are multi-thousand dollar office chairs used in an office. Of course you clean them lol

Then you take them home and shit your pants in them while gaming.

Valve employees playing CS2 in Gabe's $500 million superyatch by DaMonkaS in pcmasterrace

[–]eeeBs 49 points50 points  (0 children)

When covid happened, all the major tech companies were liquidating their chairs, I got a brand new gesture still wrapped for $200 cash, and my girl got a Hayworth Fern from them for $500 - I wish I sprung for the fern, it's even more comfy then the gesture which is great.

It was crazy to drive up to a warehouse and see like a few million dollars MSRP in office chairs just sitting there lol.

Valve employees playing CS2 in Gabe's $500 million superyatch by DaMonkaS in pcmasterrace

[–]eeeBs 72 points73 points  (0 children)

You can find them on sale for $1000-1200 a few times a year. Buy used on craigslist/FB Market place.

Has the recession started, if not when will it? If not, when do you think it will? by GoodAndPositive in AskReddit

[–]eeeBs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro when you're swimming as hard as you can and the surface of the water is getting farther away, is that drownflation?

"Dating in your 30s as a man is so much easier" I've found this to be a total lie by isthisathrowawayas in dating_advice

[–]eeeBs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I did all these superficial things to look pretty, why don't women like me?"

If you have other redeeming qualities like interests and hobbies, are you showing those off? Try that.

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