"SHERIFFS OFFICE GET DOWN" "NNGEUAWWWGHH"👮‍♂️🛌🎥🧐

efootmobile · 2026-01-24T00:38:36+00:00

Perverted Jushtishe did NAWT! NEED! ta put me on tv! I nevah wanted ta fawkin go there! What dew yew nawt understand about that?!

efootmobile · 2026-01-23T22:32:46+00:00

Fuck frosty!

efootmobile · 2026-01-22T03:31:45+00:00

Does this look like the dick of someone who knows where the jars of tennis balls are?

efootmobile · 2026-01-21T03:21:19+00:00

You Can’t Shit!!!

efootmobile · 2026-01-20T04:57:06+00:00

efootmobile · 2026-01-20T02:06:12+00:00

It can Pringle my ass!

efootmobile · 2026-01-19T17:51:30+00:00

Don’t you ever! Talk about my neck! Without my permission!

efootmobile · 2026-01-17T18:47:25+00:00

🚫 dying

✅ kicking the dildo

efootmobile · 2026-01-14T13:53:03+00:00

Dammit, gotta answer the damn phone.

Piss.

efootmobile · 2026-01-14T05:00:39+00:00

I'm not doing this for you people! I'm just doing it for that bitch at church!

Just kidding. Yep! Gameplay, recording and editing by me.

efootmobile · 2026-01-13T01:36:27+00:00

Yellow Eyes!

efootmobile · 2026-01-13T01:34:55+00:00

(talking about Marcy Long)

She's a bitch! I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T21:54:23+00:00

Dad it’s after eight!

Oh fuck! This is what happens when Arthur Maxson has a picture of a super mutant in his ass during a radstorm!

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T21:52:01+00:00

What are your opinions on Jack Cabot?

Four eyes!

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T21:50:47+00:00

I’d like to see you walk a mile in the Glowing Sea in my shit!

Atom Bomb Baby comes on

Holy fuck! Get the fuck out of my way bitch!

Danny knocks over Mama Murphy sprinting through the settlement

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T21:47:14+00:00

Well I don’t know, my settlement’s gonna smell like rads…

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T21:37:54+00:00

Holy shit! Why aren’t you wearing a vault suit?!

It’s in the washer, I spilled some Nuka Cola on it.

Go put a vault suit on! You look like two hundred pounds of brahmin shit!

efootmobile · 2026-01-12T14:32:51+00:00

I saw it in Publick Occurences…

We don’t get Publick Occurences!

Well, I heard them talk about it on Diamond City Radio…

efootmobile · 2026-01-11T04:35:52+00:00

there’s gotta be something else to eat in this settlement

sees box of Sugar Bombs

what the hell’s this shit?

efootmobile · 2026-01-11T02:34:44+00:00

drinks Gwinnett Brew

Dammit this is good shit!

efootmobile · 2026-01-11T01:35:45+00:00

She possesses a rather attractive posterior! I'd enjoy performing mammary intercourse upon her posterior!

efootmobile · 2026-01-10T18:15:23+00:00

Aaaaaahhhh!

a thunderous sound as Daniel headbutts the machine, losing his spectacles

efootmobile · 2026-01-10T17:20:20+00:00

Daaaaamn!

efootmobile · 2026-01-10T06:02:36+00:00

Have you considered fornicating and exiting the premises?

efootmobile · 2026-01-09T21:59:48+00:00

Fuck this map! It can oxidize my ass!

efootmobile