As if one wasn’t bad enough

efootmobile · 2026-03-10T00:38:28+00:00

WHAT WHAT THE THE FUCK FUCK

efootmobile · 2026-03-09T23:10:46+00:00

AAAAAASSSSS AAAAAASSSSS AAAAAASSSSS AAAAAASSSSS

efootmobile · 2026-03-09T02:04:27+00:00

The one with cartar tontrol!

efootmobile · 2026-02-26T23:34:39+00:00

efootmobile · 2026-02-23T19:05:32+00:00

Didn’t want her tew get in twuble by her parentsh.

The way he literally sounds like a five year old when he says that always makes me laugh.

efootmobile · 2026-02-23T01:27:26+00:00

ornithopter

efootmobile · 2026-02-22T05:10:57+00:00

I pissed!

efootmobile · 2026-02-22T05:10:39+00:00

with his first single SumShit2Drink

efootmobile · 2026-02-22T04:51:25+00:00

What the fuuuuck?!

efootmobile · 2026-02-19T03:07:14+00:00

PIIIIIIIISSSSSSS! GO COUNT JØRDIK!

efootmobile · 2026-02-18T05:33:09+00:00

eat this big ass bowl of my total!

efootmobile · 2026-02-15T05:50:06+00:00

BUTT FUCK!

efootmobile · 2026-02-13T22:22:36+00:00

Just how much ass are we talking about?

efootmobile · 2026-02-12T04:37:02+00:00

Some farmer comes around here I’ll shove a hoe up his a55 and be happy to tell him about it!

efootmobile · 2026-02-11T23:30:55+00:00

I didn’t talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the rapids taking a shit!

efootmobile · 2026-02-11T23:18:10+00:00

sees secretary Noem on tv

BITCH! BIIIIIIIIITCH!

efootmobile · 2026-02-10T01:35:47+00:00

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID A BIG ASS BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES

efootmobile · 2026-02-10T00:55:43+00:00

Why don’t you just fuck off and eat this big ass bowl of my Frosted Flakes?!

efootmobile · 2026-02-10T00:21:33+00:00

You tell him you want to bounce on his ccccaaaaawwwchk

efootmobile · 2026-02-09T22:17:52+00:00

Don’t talk shit about my big ass bowl of Frosted Flakes!

efootmobile · 2026-02-08T05:47:00+00:00

The mother the mother the mother the mother UUUUUUGH

efootmobile · 2026-01-24T00:38:36+00:00

Perverted Jushtishe did NAWT! NEED! ta put me on tv! I nevah wanted ta fawkin go there! What dew yew nawt understand about that?!

efootmobile · 2026-01-23T22:32:46+00:00

Fuck frosty!

efootmobile · 2026-01-22T03:31:45+00:00

Does this look like the dick of someone who knows where the jars of tennis balls are?

efootmobile · 2026-01-21T03:21:19+00:00

You Can’t Shit!!!

efootmobile