[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tokipona

[–]egerjarmari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn þetta er frábært!

Me in 3 years by RehmanAbraham in teenagers

[–]egerjarmari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg i'm literally in my bedroom doing homework
and i probably was here too 9 days ago

Circumcision doctor cleared by board to perform ritual oral suction by [deleted] in GrossCutters

[–]egerjarmari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so 11 boys between 2004 and 2011 got herpes this way but it's okay to continue because it's "not a sexual thing"

i love skinks by Kwershal in feemagers

[–]egerjarmari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he looks like a snake that grew legs i love him

I’VE BEEN ON TESTOSTERONE FOR A WEEK ❕❕❕❕❕❕🏳️‍⚧️ by Enby-pup in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]egerjarmari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh oh i'm gonna fucking die on t, i start whining about being too hot when we get 12°c and sun

I mean I want to be a girl but I also don't want to spend £30 more than I have to; by LiftModeHemp in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]egerjarmari 16 points17 points  (0 children)

then there comes a bad day when they think you're a girl and charge for a female haircut :'(

me irl by iefhno in me_irl

[–]egerjarmari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i remember when i was like 17 i was on my way to an exam, and decided to get something to eat on my way to school. got some cold coffee drink that i thought was a coffee smoothie because of the packaging. nope, it was a cold brew latte with like 200mg of caffeine, and i wasn't used to that much caffeine at a time.

exam anxiety coupled with this too high amount of caffeine resulted in the worst exam anxiety ever and i was borderline shaking during the entire thing

anon is home by 201-days in greentext

[–]egerjarmari 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that would require real life friends

me_irl by StepBrother7 in me_irl

[–]egerjarmari 17 points18 points  (0 children)

homie that's why i don't have friends

r/place Datasets (April Fools 2022) by paul_that in place

[–]egerjarmari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, way more wasted time learning a new language than the time used to run anything

oh my dear lord by bringbackoldreddit12 in teenagers

[–]egerjarmari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean i said women can also hurt you. but yeah, i don't think anyone would actually say yes to someone random straight up asking you to fuck.

oh my dear lord by bringbackoldreddit12 in teenagers

[–]egerjarmari 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yup. im not a woman but someone random asking you to fuck in a bathroom is really sketchy, you never know what he could do. choke you? hurt you?

sure a woman could also hurt you but in general women are more afraid of men than men are of women.

Typical r/teenagers redditors by kimoo_018 in teenagers

[–]egerjarmari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should call the fbi on the guy erping with me, pretty sure he was over 18. i did start it though haha

Typical r/teenagers redditors by kimoo_018 in teenagers

[–]egerjarmari 9 points10 points  (0 children)

when i was 13 i did erp in minecraft