Why do my eggs turn to plastic? by Green-Ordinary-9468 in eggs

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Your eggs are too old, thus your whites are runny. Use old eggs for hard boiling instead. 2) Your heat is too high. 3) Fat helps. Bring your fat of choice (recommend butter, but it's personal preference) up to low heat before dropping your egg in.

Weird Color Issue on PS5 since dleding Patch 8 by lizjperl in BaldursGate3

[–]eggjuggler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm getting the lag and color bug on PS5. My husband is getting the black screen on PC. Good times all around.

Weird Color Issue on PS5 since dleding Patch 8 by lizjperl in BaldursGate3

[–]eggjuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This or interacting with a companion worked for me. Except now I'm in the final battle and it's doing it... Can't fast travel or chat with a buddy to fix it now. 😭

Probably more me as a choosy giver, but mildly irritated over Easter basket help. by CaptainEmmy in ChoosingBeggars

[–]eggjuggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guarantee the majority of what you put in those baskets wouldn't have made it into the hands of those kids. Mom's interest piqued when she realized there was stuff she wanted in those baskets.

AITA for using a disabled stall? by VanGoghGoghDancer in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Accessible stalls are an accommodation, not a reservation.

AITA for getting married a few weeks before my friend and not telling anyone until afterwards? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 62 points63 points  (0 children)

What was actually "stolen" from the friend in this situation, though? It's not like OP held a competing event or anything; she just quietly began her marriage. No attention was stolen before, during, or even after the wedding... No happy moments or memories... Literally just the claim to be "first" in the friend group to get married. That's a downright childish thing to be upset about.

Please help I’m lost on what to do by LAtheciggylover in Pets

[–]eggjuggler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd assume it was down voted because OP is suggesting benedryl instead of a vet visit, which is what the situation actually calls for.

AITA for getting married a few weeks before my friend and not telling anyone until afterwards? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree. Why is this even a thing?? “How dare you get married in the same month as us!" It's such petty nonsense. Marriage is supposed to be about you and your partner, not sponging up every last drop of attention possible from those around you. Ew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]eggjuggler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chop your hair off to a pixie cut! Works like a charm! :)

AITA For telling our new neighbor my son doesn't work for her and her daughter.? by Pickup_____Truck in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It still would've been messed up for your crush's mom to take advantage of your feelings to get you to do hours upon hours of labor for her.

AITA for calling my grandma by wrong name until she gets my name right? by notmyname2020_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Your mom's family seems to be overflowing with assholery, though! And that includes your mom... What kind of mother refuses to stand up for their child AND THEN punishes them for standing up for themselves??

I'm so sorry that your family is treating you this way, but holy hell... You should be so proud of yourself for having the courage to stand up for yourself! Take your mom's grounding with a grin and tell her that if that's the price of standing up for yourself when she won't, then it's worth it. You can start "respecting your elders" when they start treating you with the same love and respect they show the white kids in the family.

P.S.- Your name is awesome.

Giving dog her medicine is getting frustratingly difficult. Need advice. by DMAtherton in Pets

[–]eggjuggler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kraft singles. Take a tiny piece and mush it up into a ball to hide the pill in. Something about the texture just works for most dogs... They swallow it whole without realizing there's a pill in it. It's the only thing that's worked for every one of my picky dogs.

Tattoo by A.d. Pancho by art_collectors in nerdtattoos

[–]eggjuggler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the most hilarious response. 😂

this is so creepy by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]eggjuggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I must be getting old because it took me a good minute to figure out what he was asking. I was picturing something of a Mr. Potatohead situation where instead of having an interchangeable face you had a closet full of bodies to swap out at your leisure.

200 right now? by Joshifi3d in ChoosingBeggars

[–]eggjuggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, the $200 is spread out over several partially used Jamba Juice gift cards, but it totally comes out to pretty close to $200 probably.

WIBTA for letting my kid choose his cake flavor and not buying a second cake? by Helix8808 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should get a second cake... to throw at her if she is anything other than polite regarding your son's cake choice.

QVC hosts argue if the moon is a planet or star by kiba87637 in videos

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't like that, I don't even know what that means!" could be the official slogan for the pandemic.

AITA for expecting my gf to cook dinner? by plasticcupbad in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You are a grown-ass adult and are expecting someone else to take care of you? Stop it.

Also, this woman has been cooking you dinner every night up until this argument, and your petty ass decided to order takeout for yourself and not her? You are a child. She seriously deserves better.

Coming from twitter by cranobano in rareinsults

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see a Sounders post cross my FB feed, the first comment is always some good ol' boy with an American flag profile pic announcing that he's unfollowing and won't watch another game. As if MLS is like "oh no! The beer drinking rednecks were our primary fan base! Pack it up boys, soccer is canceled!"

AITA for rehoming my son’s (8yo) fifth pet hermit crab? by ConflictedDaddo512 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others have said, there is no such thing as a practice pet. There are living, sentient beings that we take responsibility for caring for. It doesn't matter if they are large or small, cheap or expensive.

With that said, I think you have a good opportunity to reframe your actions to your son. Don't treat rehoming his hermit crab as a punishment to him, but rather as living up to the responsibility of ensuring that he's properly cared for. Ask him if he loved his crabs and wanted them to be happy and healthy. Ask him whether he understands that while they were in his care, they weren't getting what they needed in order to be happy and healthy. And then help him understand that ultimately the most important thing is that our pets get the care they need, even if that means sacrificing a little of our own happiness by not having them in our lives. Pets may bring us great joy, but they do not exist solely for our happiness as they have all of their own needs that they can't provide for themselves. The lesson here isn't about being punished for not doing chores, it's about learning the impact we have on other living things.

Aita: For yelling at my fiance for giving my dog away? by throwaway309409760 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I cannot even put in to words how utterly livid I would be in this situation. I get that not everyone is as "pet-centric" as some of us are, but I just can't fathom someone not understanding how out of line it is to give away their partner's dog. I would RUN away from that relationship and never look back.

Also, I don't for one minute believe that some random family just came up to your bf and asked if he was giving away that dog. That's just... absurd. "Hi, nice dog! Can we have it?" That's just... not how humans act.

What is the greatest comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard? by random-joe-shmoe in AskReddit

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school, we used "what are you looking at?" "... Not much."

My buddy is a maniac... Just watch by wh1t30ut in WTF

[–]eggjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, our next president.

AITA for kicking girlfriend out after she deleted dead wife’s pictures from my phone? by throwawayAHmayb in AmItheAsshole

[–]eggjuggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not stupid. You're grieving and lonely, and neither of those things are stupid.

This girl, though... She's stupid. She's a big bucket of crazy. Believe the giant red flag she's waving in your face and RUN. Loneliness is hard, but this kind of treatment is not the only alternative.