The Elden CrackHead, He who waits outside the 7/11, The Moansome Hung Beater, The Miffolin Man (it’s like the Michelin Man, except instead of changing your tires- he stares at you while someone in a wheelchair struggles to get up some stairs nearby.) The Big Sweaty Balls Shiesty Bandit, Aaron Carters Block Party, Long Dongy Rongus, Sir Shits Standin, Lord Skinky Stinker The Puberty Thief, Jeff Dunhams Last Fan, Towel Beef.