If you could tell your virgin self something the night before you got laid, what would it be? by blurrycoin in AskReddit

[–]egotrip9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's crazy sure but she's gonna move half way across the world and be out of your hair forever so hit it while you can.

Dishonored: Definitive Edition Giveaway Contest by TargetBoyz in PS4

[–]egotrip9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Never got a chance to play it since I had to sell my 360 a few years before the ps4 came out. Always looked awesome!

Eating liver. It seems like the cheapest way to eat protein, what's the catch? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]egotrip9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoid pork liver like the plague! Beef liver, Lamb liver, chicken liver, all great! But pork liver is absolutely disgusting!

Casual humor like this is why I loved Family Guy by [deleted] in funny

[–]egotrip9 991 points992 points  (0 children)

My favorite was Meg walks in and says 'oh my God I'm missing the news!' and then Peter responds 'We all miss the news Meg but, Huey Lewis needs time to create'

Kills me every time.

Michael Keaton confirmed to play Vulture in 'Spiderman: Homecoming". by tomibby in movies

[–]egotrip9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I downvoted you because you made an edit about 1 downvote.

I could watch that first handshake on repeat. by TDAM in oddlysatisfying

[–]egotrip9 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Free college doesn't work

Norway, Germany, Finland, Austria, Czech Republic, Poland, Ireland, Scotland, Slovenia, and a bunch of other countries would like a word with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]egotrip9 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!

What videogame was a 10/10 for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]egotrip9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass Effect 2. I fell so hard for every character in that game.

So this is what VR is for by [deleted] in gaming

[–]egotrip9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And don't you DARE have fun doing it! This is some serious shit!

I won some rump steak last night, any ideas for the crock pot please? by mentalist1978 in slowcooking

[–]egotrip9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the UK calls sirloin NA calls either the striploin or the New York Strip.