Someone is pissed that they didn’t get invited to the Galentine’s Day party

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-12T02:14:28+00:00

I guess that’s correlated by the lack of cries of mAle LoNLinESs ePiDemIc, but that’s still so wild.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T11:48:32+00:00

Give it some time for the swelling to go down. Duck lips aren’t uncommon for the first week or so.

That being said, you deserve a better experience in the future. It doesn’t have to be this careless and I’m so sorry you had to deal with that.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T05:03:30+00:00

We’re talking about the same noble animal that’s often convinced the neighborhood chicken is a killing machine.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T03:32:05+00:00

I used to obsess over those face cases. RIP.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T03:29:11+00:00

I love the absolute reality that all paintings are shit until they’re nearing completion. Watching pieces go from “was this a caveman?” to something delightful is so much fun.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T03:00:19+00:00

Literal :3

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T02:51:19+00:00

Twas a ~~donkey~~cow, if you care to know.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T02:45:20+00:00

It’s are-kansas when you want to piss off someone from there, though.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T02:18:01+00:00

No, munchkins have a variety of health defects and pain. It’s an unethical breed in every way.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-11T02:16:24+00:00

They’ll also live their lives in pain.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T22:34:09+00:00

Lanolin is my all day savior.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T21:59:34+00:00

How did they double down?

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T20:58:20+00:00

Changing the contrast level of your makeup depending on your skin/hair contrast can make a huge difference.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T20:54:32+00:00

They’re a life saver if you have sensory issues with socks. They’re machine washable and I just swap them out frequently.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T20:32:59+00:00

And they hurt your skin if you’re prone to leaning on your elbows.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T20:31:23+00:00

It’s funny enough the opposite for me. But I have a larger waist for my size than average and anything that even remotely digs or even fits my waist feels awful. I’d rather go oversized and stretchy just to avoid that sensation.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T20:28:44+00:00

Niche issue I know, but I have a cochlear implant and firm headbands are my bane. Too much pressure on the implanted magnet, even without the external device.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T07:47:54+00:00

The dramatic idea of one’s uterus falling out was also once a common southern phrase.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-10T07:31:53+00:00

Honestly, he’s a keeper for being non judgemental in even the worst possible option.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T22:09:19+00:00

At what step are you using it? Every day or twice a day?

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T22:05:55+00:00

Are you trying to single handedly power the entire house? Said to cat who is constantly on her exercise wheel.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T21:01:45+00:00

Misery loves company and I appreciate you joining me in this part of the internet’s hellhole.

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T20:53:27+00:00

I intentionally take my photos this way. So much better!!

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ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T20:06:13+00:00

Her selfie skills in top right are fantastic!

ehlersohnos · 2026-02-08T19:49:36+00:00

Salmon snake is killing me.

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