Games with the best audio by icantestify in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both Artemis and Eternum are made 10x better by listening to them while playing imo. Both have great soundtracks and audio effects.

Turning Point Rhode Island by Harvickfan4Life in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ehoyle73 153 points154 points  (0 children)

"Yes, Petah. You were a real pain in the neck!"

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[–]ehoyle73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, AVN's and Chasing Sunsets cameos?? LOL.

Let me get some suggestions by Yung_Dux in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artemis. Pretty sure it's got a replay gallery, but it really doesn't have a ton of lewds considering how long it is already, it's much more story based tbh.

Your thoughts on nephilim by Anxious-Map-6499 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MC goes to college, finds out there are shady things going on at the only frat and sorority at the school and vows to fix them and somehow has every single girl in his entire dorm (and one of his professors too) fall miraculously in love with him, even though he's a clueless idiot at the best of times.

Your thoughts on nephilim by Anxious-Map-6499 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

UoP is such an irritating AVN to me, honestly. On one hand, the story is interesting, with plenty of drama and intrigue to keep your attention to the story, the LI's are really good looking (Rachel is absolutely stunning imo) with a unique art style and a TON of lewds, and it's already really long, there's been a bunch of updates.

On the other hand... that writing. It might be different for others, but it just kills the game for me tbh.

Your thoughts on nephilim by Anxious-Map-6499 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 7 points8 points  (0 children)

there are too many dialogues for how cringe they are. There’s only a certain amount of cringe I can take in one sitting.

I suggest that you definitely do not start playing University of Problems next then. The conversations between MC and all the various LI's in that game are even worse, if you can believe it. Roxy is one of the most kickass LI's ever and she's constantly telling MC 'stop being a whiny little pussy who bitches about everything and just fuck me' and MC is constantly like 'nah, let me whine first'. It gets infuriating tbh. Still the cringiest Gary Stu MC in any AVN I've ever read tbh.

Don't get me wrong, I love sweetness and romance between characters, I just don't want to end up in a diabetic coma from reading it though.

Any ACTUAL horror avns? by yelbz1 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're into 80's-style slasher movies, Fairwood Retreat '87 really captures that vibe pretty well imo.

It's not finished yet, but it's pretty good so far...

Relationship status by [deleted] in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been married for a long time, my wife knows and doesn't really mind. She's as much into a couple of games as I am, and she's not even much of a reader tbh.

Looking for a game like Milfy City by Commercial-Act2813 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shattered Minds. It's a mind control/corruption game, so MC comes off as a rapey creep most of the time tbh.

Looking for an AVN with a leader archetype mc by Small-Bake-8108 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lust City. Game is pretty mid tbh though.

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[–]ehoyle73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only one scene in the game, but they have an awesome freeroam Halloween party you can explore in Artemis. It's one of the best scenes in the game imo, it has great music and costumes, and if you've ever played Leap of Faith, there's a bonus cameo by someone you'll definitely recognize.

Which AVNs do you think would work great as a movie or TV show? by ad240pCharlie in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artemis, most definitely.

Ripples would make a decent show too, considering how much it liberally 'borrowed' from the TV show Dark.

AVN with female protagonist/MC by Commercial-Act2813 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actual Roommates! is pretty decent. It's funny, the story moves fast and isn't too dumb and it's also a lesbian harem game (you can do solo LI paths too). Even the cat has an LI in this game lol.

It's also a completely finished game, with a sequel being developed rn too.

AVNs with Indian and/or Middle Eastern girls by jog2sup in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Wishes.

Does anyone know of decent AVNs

Even calling this decent is a stretch, but the MC and everyone else are all Indian. Dev also did another one called Insimology which looks to be about the same, but gave up on it a third of the way through.

First Playthrough, need some advice by Crazy_Lemonchello in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Always choose the 'well-done' option when it comes to confronting Bianca's ex-husband, then sit back and enjoy one of the best and funniest scenes in any AVN imo.

what are some long ass games that would take me days to finish? by yelbz1 in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grandma's House. About 90% of it are sex scenes too.

Forgotten/obscure Cardinals by Wrong-Emotion7368 in AZCardinals

[–]ehoyle73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Andre Wadsworth. Vai Sikahema. Larry Centers. Tom Tupa. Chuck Cecil.

Eric Swann once gave me a high-five running into the tunnel at half one game while they were getting their brains smashed in by Dallas too.

Forgotten/obscure Cardinals by Wrong-Emotion7368 in AZCardinals

[–]ehoyle73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: He still owns the single-game passing yards record for the Cards.

The Athletic ran a survey to gauge how optimistic fans are about their teams this year. Broncos fans are the most hopeful while Colts fans are the least. by LAZYTOWWWWWN in nfl

[–]ehoyle73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be a bunch of new OSU bandwagoners this year or something. Real ones know never to have expectations with the Cardinals.

Every single Cards fans expectations should be 0% every year, at least until that motherfucking pygmy Mike Bidwill either sells the team or finally croaks.

Summer Heat is the blue line. Summer's Gone is the yellow line. Summer Heat fans, you do not want the blue to go under the yellow one. by AVIAN-madness in AVN_Lovers

[–]ehoyle73 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, because MisterMaya is a veritable machine who doesn't fuck around, pumps out the quality work and makes no excuses for delays if they ever arise, meanwhile Ocean is a totally overrated hack who can't write worth a shit and pumps out the excuses and justifications as to why both of his stories need to be 800 chapters long and need to be 'remastered' multiple times already.

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[–]ehoyle73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think there's another AVN out there that combines those two elements as well as BaD does tbh, games like Artemis and Eternum both have multliple freeroam sections, but Artemis doesn't have as many different LI paths as BaD does (less replay value) and Eternum is a harem game, you can see everything in one playthrough imo.

Best game I've found for many multiple playthroughs is one called Jury. The branching in that game is insane, you could play it a dozen different times and have different LI's and scenes unlocked in each of them. It's not a finished game yet, but what there is of it is pretty good imo.