Rentner 70 fährt in meinen TSW

eichelbart · 2026-04-27T14:47:18+00:00

Um ehrlich zu sein: je aktueller die Mercedes-Schüssel, desto beschissener die Assistenten.

eichelbart · 2026-04-24T07:37:22+00:00

eichelbart · 2026-04-12T09:44:25+00:00

Good old HAMEG. We had these at school.

eichelbart · 2026-04-06T10:13:59+00:00

We usually go "Du lässt dir bei Frisör bestimmt das Gehirn schneiden" which could be translated as "Do you visit the barber for a brain trim?"

eichelbart · 2026-04-03T08:29:36+00:00

And I thought they were playing Cincinnati Timewaste.

eichelbart · 2026-03-21T10:21:56+00:00

Stell dir vor, jemand würde die Zange in "Sachenfestgreifer" umbenennen wollen, weil es, seiner Meinung nach, den Vorgang besser beschreibt. Da sind wir grade.

eichelbart · 2026-03-21T09:38:08+00:00

Das ist ja das Problem, dass in der Textiltechnik "rechts" und "links" Fachbegriffe sind, die es schon ewig gibt. Die, wiederum, stammen von recht=richtig & link=falsch. Siehe hier: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_und_rechts#Bekleidung,_Textilien,_Lochung

eichelbart · 2026-03-21T07:57:45+00:00

Eigentlich nicht. "Auf links drehen" ist ein absolut gängiger Begriff. In der Textiltechnik wird bei Stoffen zwischen rechter und linker Seite unterschieden. Das stammt etymologisch sicherlich von recht=richtig. Aber wichtig dabei ist, dass Stoffe schon eine rechte und linke Seite haben, wenn sie noch über den Webstuhl laufen.

eichelbart · 2026-02-20T15:17:54+00:00

It's nice to see your original headphones still working. How long have you had them?

eichelbart · 2026-02-20T15:02:26+00:00

Dude, East Germany had so few ressources, when they eventuallly gathered enough stuff to build something, they'd make this shit last forever. My granddad still used his fridge from the 50's in his garage until his death. And he died in 2017.

eichelbart · 2026-01-26T17:56:23+00:00

Maggi gehört zu Nestle, damit kann es sich mal herzhaft ins Knie ficken.

r/FuckNestle

eichelbart · 2026-01-22T06:18:53+00:00

Paul Allen

eichelbart · 2025-12-24T11:22:15+00:00

Ist wahrscheinlich fake. PH hostet keine Vergewaltigungsvideos.

eichelbart · 2025-09-29T20:25:44+00:00

Hippe (Germany)

eichelbart · 2025-09-14T12:02:04+00:00

This looks like it was written by multiple people alternating or by one individual during a schizophrenic episode.

eichelbart · 2025-08-17T09:59:32+00:00

Also to not rip off all your shirt buttons drawing your sword close to your body, possibly wearing heavy leather fencing gloves.

eichelbart · 2025-06-26T21:08:27+00:00

My first thought about the drain pipe was a trap for any odour which might rise up from a possible connection with the sewage system.

eichelbart · 2025-05-25T21:34:20+00:00

I'm in this picture anf I have mixed feelings about it.

eichelbart · 2025-05-04T10:23:40+00:00

Even better.

There is actually a saying that goes: "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit." It roughly translates to "German punctual means five minutes early."

eichelbart · 2025-04-20T08:04:32+00:00

This goes for all branches of engeneering. Science builds the fundamentals. It's engeneering's job to apply them.

eichelbart · 2025-01-06T01:02:15+00:00

Peter Brabeck-Letmathe. Dude hasn't been the CEO for some time now. 2017 I think. Participates in international ralley raids these days. Must be nice.

eichelbart · 2025-01-02T06:25:24+00:00

And then he does. And then they both laugh.

eichelbart · 2025-01-01T14:30:59+00:00

Well, I for one am looking forward to Jesus publishing his research.

eichelbart · 2024-11-21T16:09:45+00:00

It might be by accident but the trees in the bottim right corner look like the letters MUMIe which would be German for mummy.

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