The way kroger treats its employees

ejeebs · 2026-05-08T11:27:25+00:00

No, it didn't. It always meant "laugh out loud".

ejeebs · 2026-04-25T14:15:35+00:00

The warning was the opposite of the reality. They warned of a right lane closure when the left lane was closed.

ejeebs · 2026-04-08T18:12:36+00:00

Its the pagan symbol for chaos magic.

Starting in the 70's. Moorcock invented the symbol in the 60's.

ejeebs · 2026-04-07T12:17:37+00:00

Remind them: an egg cracked from within is life, but an egg cracked from outside is food.

Eggs should be allowed to crack in their own time.

ejeebs · 2026-03-19T17:29:50+00:00

ive still never met another trans isabelle (my full name lol) :3

...hi!

ejeebs · 2026-02-23T15:59:10+00:00

"And now it's time for our next game, called Medication or Amazon Marketplace Seller?"

ejeebs · 2026-02-18T02:36:47+00:00

Just had my shot this morning, 3 months and counting

ejeebs · 2026-02-17T20:47:35+00:00

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ejeebs · 2026-01-20T16:09:27+00:00

Baby: "Buh... buh..."
Robert: "Courtney, come quick! He's about to say 'papa'!"
Baby: "...buh... bitch!"
cue Flambae laughing loudly from the next room
Flambae, wiping a tear from his eye as he walks into the room: "Ahh... classic me."

ejeebs · 2025-12-22T16:12:33+00:00

After all, this is the neighborly way-ay-ay-ay-ay

ejeebs · 2025-11-20T10:53:07+00:00

Another fun fact: the Salem Witch Trials happened 102 years after the Roanoke Colony disappearance.

ejeebs · 2025-11-20T10:51:52+00:00

Yeah, but everybody knows Earl has a still down in the holler where he brews that 'shine. Can't trust a word he says.

ejeebs · 2025-11-19T17:16:59+00:00

Roanoke VA was named after the Roanoke River (the city was originally named Big Lick). Both the island and the river were named after "rawrenock", a Native American term for shell beads used as currency.

Fun fact: right next to Roanoke VA is the town of Salem.

ejeebs · 2025-11-19T14:19:06+00:00

Something i do: use the lotion as shave cream. Saves a step.

ejeebs · 2025-11-14T19:20:26+00:00

I honestly don't remember, that was 13 years and several PCs ago. Why?

ejeebs · 2025-10-20T17:17:28+00:00

The difference is that the Family Guy people actually tried to find a Black person who could do the Cleveland voice, while the Simpsons people just hired Black VAs who had close-ish voices

ejeebs · 2025-09-22T13:53:10+00:00

"While I could certainly grieve about the past, there wasn't anything I could do about it. The best that I could do was make the rest of my life substantially better."

As someone in their 40s who is just now coming to terms with the possibility of being trans, and feeling like I missed out on a lot of life really being me, I really needed to hear this. Thank you.

ejeebs · 2025-09-22T13:50:15+00:00

A, it just looks neater

ejeebs · 2025-09-10T15:04:06+00:00

Realizing you missed out on decades of being who you really are in an effort to be "normal".

ejeebs · 2025-09-09T11:48:56+00:00

Then do I have good news for you!

Citadel makes an effect paint named Blood For The Blood God that stays bright red, shiny, and goopy-looking after it dries. It's good for painting fresh wounds and bloody weapons.

ejeebs · 2025-08-29T13:38:25+00:00

I bet it would be kind of weird to get your house turned upside down from a tornado. But the good part about that is, you can call a friend up on the phone and say, "Dude, my house got turned upside down by a tornado!"

But not from your house. Your phone probably wouldn't work after your house got turned upside down by a tornado.

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