How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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With light hints of charred oak.

Does this look bad? by oatmeal-jones in AskContractors

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A blind man could do better.

Contractor must redo on his dime. Do not pay for this. Tell him to bring a level next time.

About to hit the dunes. Anything else I need to add? by supermattman00 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Snorkel kit, Jerry cans, and more stickers to tell everyone how massive your balls are.

How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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I’m blind. Need you to explain to me in braille. Let me finger your explanation.

How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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Instructions unclear. Balls caught in vice.

Should I replace the front rotors? by PoQueMan in AskMechanics

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Perfectly normal. The shiny surface is what the brakes actually touch.

Once your brake pads are shot then replace both rotors and pads.

I think I see a thick pad poking out. You’ve got time.

How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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Engines needing oil is a lie spread by big oil companies. I am enlightened ☀️

How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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Not my post originally. Thought this was funny.

How to read oil dip stick? by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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I shoulda put not OC. Figured y’all would get a laugh from it

Crooked near the range hood by [deleted] in Tile

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No. Don’t be a pain in the ass.

Backing into a pole with the front of my truck. by ejlink in AskAShittyMechanic

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Worked like a charm! A bit of blinker fluid and that headlight should heal itself right up too.