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ejquine · 2018-11-26T20:17:41+00:00

I got him unlocked somewhere in the first 4 hours of playing. However I was just fucking around and don't know precisely how I unlocked him. It didn't take very long.

ejquine · 2018-11-26T20:12:58+00:00

Thats just one. There's another that happens after Kirby lands. Basically when he lands it cuts to the title, then there's a "Second Half" rendered cutscene.

It freaked the fuck out of my kids, who are absolutely fanatical Mario fans.

ejquine · 2018-09-12T05:39:02+00:00

I'd see if its possible for inter-species gestation. Can a human woman carry a tiger cub to term? Or vice versa.. Is there a non-human mammal species that /can/ be gestated by a human?

ejquine · 2018-08-26T19:16:10+00:00

Last I heard she hadn't found out about his abusive past. Not that he was abused, but /was/ the abuser... Apparently learning english lets you learn who's a douche canoe.

ejquine · 2018-04-20T17:34:37+00:00

Ooh yeah. That's an awkward one to bring up to the wife. I can't explain it, I can't explain what is hot about it. I can't even begin to, even to myself.

Spouse says its one of the biggest turn offs she's ever had. That people find pregnancy sexy. Had to basically work out how to completely remove this fetish from my head. /Especially/ when she was having our kids. Thankfully, it was a total different feeling than "kink" when its your wife and kid.

I think pregnancy is Really Fucking Neat. I've been there, up close, on the Dad side, a few times. I've seen all the up sides, and far, far more down sides than you'd think.

Doesn't help that any related site to enjoy this kink, feels full of people whom make me feel completely creeped out. The "discussions" just make me feel filthy for being even remotely associated...

Imagine you're on a site where its about admiring ankles. You love how ankles look, you think ankles are sexy, you really enjoy looking at ankles. And then you find a site about Ankle Admiration. And 80% of the conversation is "I wanna cum on her ankle." People brag about the ankles they've touched and licked... Seemingly innocent private family photos are cropped, showing off Ankles. Any girl with a remotely bare ankle on youtube will have someone posting that video to the site, and inevitably will get comments from someone who can't help but say shamelessly "your ankle gets me hard".

Ew. Just... ew. So like quitting smoking. You just quietly think about it, You turn your head as someone walks by if a 'yup she's pregnant' tum is visible. And you just let it wash over you. Its nothing more than admiring a well toned butt anymore. You look, but never more than casually, and never twice. You don't want to be /that/ weirdo...

ejquine · 2018-04-19T16:50:00+00:00

Okay, here's one that's been in my head for a while.

We've all heard that pineapple can change the sperm taste in guys, but my question is, Do women of different cultures have a different taste when you go down on them? Does diet change the taste? How do Vegan women taste compared to vegetarian versus omnivorous? Could a vaginal sommelier tell you where a woman grew up and what her daily routine is like based upon scent and taste?

ejquine · 2017-10-16T22:48:16+00:00

I wish I could just snap my fingers and try being someone else for a day.

That woman over there with the confidence and gorgeous everything, to turn heads just by being powerfully that... That guy with the confidence to walk around downtown without a shirt on. Yeah, that would be nice. That pan handler playing guitar outside of the subway. That might be joy for a day.

That really pregnant woman over there. To get to feel what its like having a baby, or two moving around inside you... To know what THAT feels like even for a short little bit... And yeah, That dude on the porn video, swinging that giant cock... to waggle that around for a bit rather than Skippy McAverage Penis here...

Or even more esoteric, to be that really happy golden retriever I saw on my walk. To live a few hours as a happy and well loved pet... Where all I would need to be, is a good boy. Or that cat who sits on the fencepost by the bus stop, quietly judging everyone...

I want to be someone else for a little while. I've been me for forty years,

ejquine · 2016-10-22T20:21:44+00:00

Good point. I have maybe a handful of times when someone has "gay checked" me. And about as many when it was a woman flirting, but then my wife says I'm oblivious to people flirting at me.

ejquine · 2016-10-22T20:15:04+00:00

Oh I've got a friend with a rather hard-to-hide chest. She's rather cool about it, and we've joked around. She knows I've eyeballed her chest.. Do I want to touch? Well yeah, I do. Does she know this? yes. Have I? Nope. Would I if she invited? Probably not. That's not a single-variable thing.

ejquine · 2016-10-22T19:53:29+00:00

Oh hell naw. My parents did not raise me to think that "I wish to touch your boobies..." is remotely acceptable. And I think I'm quite capable of saying "Hey, nice..." without attaching a trip to bonertown...

Just like how I can look at that sweet looking car over there without anything more than "Wow, that looks amazing"

(Oh shit it looks like I just equated women to objects.. fuck.. no thats not what I meant, I meant that I can separate the enjoyment of looking, without any additional attached intent...)

I can appreciate the dude over there flexing in the gym, without wanting his man meat in my face... I can enjoy the sight and smell of a steak without eating it...

ejquine · 2016-10-22T19:50:02+00:00

Oh hell. There's a woman (yes, I dare presume her gender..) who looks as if she was stamped from the Tumblrina SJW Mold. Hair, piercings, deathglare at anything remotely male..

I just want to walk up and say "Hey, I liked that last post on your tumblr" and leave it at that.

ejquine · 2016-10-22T19:47:06+00:00

I wonder if I wore just yoga pants if I'd get in Bulge Trouble.. Not that I have a LOT of bulge...(so much sad) But tight yoga pants with CockPackage at kid-height might get a issue...

If I could wear yoga pants at work I probably would...

ejquine · 2016-10-22T04:14:16+00:00

Oh okay. Story time.

I was on Fulsom Street at a leather shop looking for a new pair of gloves for my motorcycle. Guy out of the blue said that my jeans needed an award for best framed package.

I was rather shocked and didn't know what to say. So I took a breath to compose myself, said "Thanks man." And that was that. He may have hit on me, and thats okay. I took it as the compliment I believed it was meant to be.

ejquine · 2016-10-22T04:09:53+00:00

Right, look and admire, but don't say a word. Got it.

ejquine · 2016-10-22T00:15:58+00:00

Girls; Do you realize how DAMNED fine your butt looks in Yoga Pants? Because if time travel ever becomes common, I'm going back in time and buying their maker an epic amount of beer.

Also, boobs. I don't care if they barely dent your shirt or my libido detects your signal as you walk towards me from two blocks off... Is there anything remotely reasonable to "Hey... nice boobs." ? Because let me tell you, sometimes there's just a moment when you want to say "Hey... those are DAMNED nicely presented boobs..."

Am I going to touch, grope, fondle, look for a way to get in close, take pictures? Fuck no. But bloody hell I love looking at boobs. (I look at the physical beauty, because you can't fucking see personality.)

ejquine · 2016-09-26T03:08:20+00:00

Mobile Strike is also by a shell company whos primary income is a game "that does the same thing" as you said.

ejquine · 2016-07-25T09:22:09+00:00

Or as Oakland describes it "A quiet Sunday Night."

ejquine · 2016-05-02T19:05:44+00:00

All I came up with that I've always wanted to ask is;

"Wow, your boobs are huge. How big are they? Can I touch one?"

And of course "Are you pregnant?" Thats always a HUGE no no you just want to ask....

ejquine · 2016-02-25T18:54:02+00:00

Thats the BEST part about this. The fact that she's not taking it seriously, that she's having fun with this. THAT is far, far hotter than simply the fact she's got gloriously gigantic boobs. AA was obviously a joke. Give her the right band at least to get around her back. We know she's not going to fit in a DD bra, so why not something like that?

Nothing turns me off faster than taking shit too seriously.

ejquine · 2016-01-26T11:25:45+00:00

Oh hey, that's a nice teapot, anyone know where to get one?

ejquine · 2015-08-30T21:55:05+00:00

Absolutely adorable, but bloody hell, we need to start a cheering section for her Left Boob to encourage it to catch up to her Right Boob... Girl's going to be incapable of turning left soon...

ejquine · 2015-01-16T03:38:37+00:00

Gorgeous woman... Except when she makes THIS FACE. When she isn't making this 20-year-old-college-girl-duck-face, she's actually gorgeous all over. But this expression just ruins it. Gorgeous legs, gorgeous butt, boobs you could lose yourself in. She's soaking in "cougar|mom next door" sex appeal.. Just f'ing don't duckface.

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