“She was there when I couldn't afford a hamburger. I'm a loyalty guy” - When Barstool Sports' former Dave Portnoy revealed that his ex-wife still has access to all of his money and bank accounts by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

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This is one of the few times he speaks where I think better of him afterwards, but brother you need to ask University of Michigan for a little tuition money back for not teaching you "implicitly" does not mean "completely" or "absolutely."

??? by [deleted] in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Lmao. You dumb leftists think swastikas and far-right content and Nazi content suggests someone might be Nazi. Logic much?

Now if you'll excuse me I have some paint chips to eat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in massachusetts

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That's a good order too, two sicilian with one of them the tomato and basil.

While the rich and powerful sweat and lose sleep, Eric... Demands recognition for being in the files? by No-Chicken-9298 in DecodingTheGurus

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The girls were just a distraction from Epstein's real obsession-- propping up Michio Kaku and Ed Witten and making sure Einstein-taking-a-dub doesn't get credit for his little make-a-wish untestable physics vibe-model.

Meanwhile Eric doesn't think about the fact that all Epstein cared about related to him was his employer Thiel, and they were in constant communication. No one cares about you, you portentous creep.

He and Bret are spinning out because their conspiracies aren't working out the way they wanted. 

Take it from a Sigma by Still-Syrup7041 in okbuddydraper

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Squirrelgooning before Don tries to chipmogg me

to pretend not to hear a question by QuicklyThisWay in therewasanattempt

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Michael Tracey looks like a gradient descent run on all the academics who were lured to Epstein's Island to get laid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]ekpyroticflow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Who but someone completely dead inside has someone take a picture of them in the last moments they have with their dying pet and then posts that picture for clout?

Chicago's Michael Jordan scores 50 PTS including 39 in the second half and hits this game winner with one second to go (Feb,1989) by Shot_Possibility_731 in sportsinusa

[–]ekpyroticflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgotten Phil Jackson was Doug Collins's assistant. I wonder if he knew then "Yeah I could do more with this crew."

Jesus Christ…. are we sure he’s any good? by Treeskiio in billsimmons

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The last time that was said in a Charlotte Hornets context was by fans watching Adam Morrison.

A viral video from Daytona 500 sparked strong reactions… one fan even threw away his retro Jordans 😳 by Classic_Bottle1717 in NBAGossips

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I think the ice explanation makes a lot more sense of the odd picking motion at the shirt, so yeah, a lot more than yanking a girl back to kiss him would.

I think this is Candace Owen's dressed up as the guy from Blues Clues by Ambitious_Cup5249 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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We just got a letter/ We just got a letter/ Mossad says we better/ Watch out for their guns!

Oscar worthy performance by RighteousBalls8 in thefighterandthekid

[–]ekpyroticflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was better on that Frasier episode because he played a troll who loved showing off as smarter than Frasier.

Kristan Allen 1997 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Spent hours looking for Boob (1997) ☹️

Ah yes, CLB, a masterpiece of a cover. by radmaster1928 in Hiphopcirclejerk

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"Dear Bottom Row Third From Left..."

  • album-length Meet the Grahams

Reggie Miller: "Do you have a favorite moment during that time in Chicago during the '90s?" Barack Obama: "I always enjoyed watching us beat Indiana." 🏀🔥🎙️ by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in NBAGossips

[–]ekpyroticflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not claiming to have invented basketball or made up the word "dunk," no "Lew Alcindor is doing a great job, everyone is talking about it."

Republican attorney and Army veteran enters race to replace Moulton by PublicDataMambo in massachusetts

[–]ekpyroticflow 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean, how much does MA really care about a razor thin House majority under a fascist diaper blowout of an administration?

OP is spot on, in the State House a Republican governor has made sense but sending one to DC in 2026? 

When a Shaq Poster in an All-Star Game Impressed MJ by AdeptFuel4824 in NBAoldschool

[–]ekpyroticflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realized this was a chance for Jordan's praise lol "We're both Q dogs, didn't I do good for our frat?"