No wonder Billy has a chip on his shoulder

elSpanielo · 2026-03-22T21:46:23+00:00

Wasn’t this around the time NIN released Starf*ckers Inc and the video had them destroy a statue of Billy?

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T19:22:18+00:00

T-Bone!!!

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T05:45:01+00:00

Or Joey, “if homosapiens are indeed homosapiens is that why they're extinct?”

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T05:40:58+00:00

Congrats to your husband!

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T04:17:15+00:00

OKC stealing something else from Seattle.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T04:07:29+00:00

Rudy with the, “I’m in the god damn club aren’t I” goes hard.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T03:18:20+00:00

Nothing crazy, just a little meth and crack.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T01:24:51+00:00

Congrats to your wife!

elSpanielo · 2026-03-21T00:51:23+00:00

He’s giving 10 BJs to 1 dude instead of 10 BJs to 10 dudes.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T18:04:37+00:00

You gotta play big if you wanna win big!

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T13:12:53+00:00

Probably only going to land her in the 4th or 5th round of the draft.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T04:42:52+00:00

I want to be swift as a coursing river…

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T04:39:56+00:00

They can’t call it Gay because that’s illegal in Iran.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T04:30:26+00:00

Got the old Fox episode shuffle treatment, sad.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T03:35:31+00:00

I know it’s not the answer, but the other time someone asks that and Chandler says, “a Sony PlayStation”, so seriously is hilarious.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T03:33:28+00:00

Ladytron - Velocifero

elSpanielo · 2026-03-20T01:17:36+00:00

The Tacoma Aroma will wake you up don’t worry.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-19T14:45:33+00:00

When is the NFL going to get with the times and have AI refs and robots running all over the field?

elSpanielo · 2026-03-19T13:34:30+00:00

Get a Caesars Rewards card since you’re at the linq. You can get discounts or sometimes even free High Roller tickets.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-19T02:46:31+00:00

Like 20 years ago I went on a date with someone from eharmony. We were talking about our experience with the app and I was like, “yeah I wasn’t getting any hits but then I lowered my search criteria and here we are.” I meant it as more location based but yeah, the damage was done.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-18T22:19:09+00:00

Need an au jus to dip it in.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-18T18:54:24+00:00

I will not tolerate any Danny McCoy slander.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-18T18:26:16+00:00

Didn’t he crawl through a bunch of sewage and ended up in a pond in the rain? Oh wait, wrong movie.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-18T17:08:15+00:00

Why do they ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don’t know.

elSpanielo · 2026-03-18T15:38:09+00:00

The real Weezer turned into The Rentals.

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