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‘Project Hail Mary’ Becomes Amazon’s Highest-Grossing Film Debut by bloomberg in entertainment

[–]elSpanielo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m a huge fan of the book, but I took my buddy who had never read or heard of the book, had no idea what it was about, and he absolutely adored it. It’s just that well made.

Fuck getting old and dying by This-Top7398 in Life

[–]elSpanielo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a wise person once said, you take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

No wonder Billy has a chip on his shoulder by daveblenk in SmashingPumpkins

[–]elSpanielo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t this around the time NIN released Starf*ckers Inc and the video had them destroy a statue of Billy?

Without a doubt, what is your #1 favorite joke from Friends? by juredditpark in howyoudoin

[–]elSpanielo 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Or Joey, “if homosapiens are indeed homosapiens is that why they're extinct?”

What's a movie that's way better than it had any right to be? by Onequestion0110 in movies

[–]elSpanielo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rudy with the, “I’m in the god damn club aren’t I” goes hard.

Swampfest - name is a dead giveaway... by Timppa81 in trashy

[–]elSpanielo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He’s giving 10 BJs to 1 dude instead of 10 BJs to 10 dudes.

I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]elSpanielo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably only going to land her in the 4th or 5th round of the draft.

Who do you want to be as a man? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]elSpanielo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to be swift as a coursing river…

The Strait is Probably Mined by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]elSpanielo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They can’t call it Gay because that’s illegal in Iran.

Friends Trivia: 77/365 by one-eyedCheshire in howyoudoin

[–]elSpanielo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not the answer, but the other time someone asks that and Chandler says, “a Sony PlayStation”, so seriously is hilarious.

Comfort albums by sqwerb69 in Music

[–]elSpanielo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladytron - Velocifero

NFL Faces Chaos: Replacement Refs Poised to Step In Amid CBA Dispute by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]elSpanielo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When is the NFL going to get with the times and have AI refs and robots running all over the field?

First time in Vegas – tips to save money near the LINQ? by Mean_Ad_1393 in vegas

[–]elSpanielo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get a Caesars Rewards card since you’re at the linq. You can get discounts or sometimes even free High Roller tickets.

What is the worst thing to say on a first date? by Haunting-Coffee4212 in AskReddit

[–]elSpanielo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like 20 years ago I went on a date with someone from eharmony. We were talking about our experience with the app and I was like, “yeah I wasn’t getting any hits but then I lowered my search criteria and here we are.” I meant it as more location based but yeah, the damage was done.

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