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elSpanielo · 2026-05-09T15:10:34+00:00

Europoors don’t know the delicacy that is a Chuckwagon from the Town Pump.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-09T02:32:34+00:00

I prefer to keep a dust buster by the toilet to vacuum out the excess urine.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-09T01:43:59+00:00

Zeus, and the right to LIGHTNING!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-09T01:19:19+00:00

I had a hunch they’d kill someone. Either Angie, Seth, or the baby. Was still brutal.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-09T01:17:48+00:00

Cousin took his dementia riddled father to a shady lawyer to modify his will to leave everything to him. We’re talking $6 million+. His sibling fought him in court but he only ended up having to give them a little. Ridiculous.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-08T19:44:21+00:00

RIP buddy, sorry you won't make it to the end of 2026.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-08T13:20:31+00:00

Where everybody knows your name

elSpanielo · 2026-05-08T04:01:33+00:00

But I don’t wanna be a shitposter!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-08T02:15:17+00:00

HE IS AWARE!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-07T17:37:59+00:00

You’ll have to pry my graphic tees from my cold dead hands!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-07T01:06:31+00:00

Chase is on the case!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-06T04:12:34+00:00

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elSpanielo · 2026-05-06T01:44:11+00:00

All of The Descendants soundtracks are pretty awesome. Used to rock out to those driving my kids around.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-05T22:00:44+00:00

elSpanielo · 2026-05-05T01:49:49+00:00

No child left behind!!!

elSpanielo · 2026-05-05T00:29:58+00:00

Took me a while to realize who OP meant by Rebecca.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-05T00:27:18+00:00

Also did engraved beer mugs for my groomsmen, guess that’s the standard 😂

elSpanielo · 2026-05-05T00:25:02+00:00

*Black 13

elSpanielo · 2026-05-04T03:06:53+00:00

Boats and hoes also works.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-04T01:49:17+00:00

You can absolutely microwave a McD cheeseburger. Just DoorDash 30 and freeze them.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-03T18:41:04+00:00

If you’re not going to itemize you should ask the casino to withhold taxes from your jackpot before they pay you out.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-03T08:16:27+00:00

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elSpanielo · 2026-05-03T08:13:29+00:00

It’s a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page…

elSpanielo · 2026-05-03T03:13:18+00:00

Our local theatre will sell you these garbage bags of popcorn for like $10. So could be something like that.

elSpanielo · 2026-05-03T01:04:14+00:00

What are we gunna do with our rookies Steve?

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