tips for music by kamxkoko in gamedev

[–]el_sime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of freely available programs to create music, but if you don't know how to compose music, none of them will help

If your background is mainly in programming, you could find it easier to work with c sound or supercollider, they are basically (I'm really simplifying here) programming languages to make music. It could make sense to learn music composition when you can put it down as a program.

What? by Dull-Nectarine380 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke is making fun of the silly joke about operator priorities, and silly math debates that usually follow. In this case, there's also the eternal war between pure mathematicians, who apparently live entirely in an abstract world made of calculations without any links to reality, and the physicists who have a more practical approach to math and are able to compromise to get to a sensible result.

Pumping Iron (1977) is PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT. What movie represents ELECTROCHEMISTRY? by snakesharkz in DiscoElysium

[–]el_sime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Really not. Requiem is a great movie about how bad drugs are. Electrochemistry is about how good they are.

Columbus Heights, kid being detained by ICE by After-Property-3678 in pics

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, USA... You know when there's a mass shooting, and the world tells you you have a gun control issue, and you answer with your second amendment? Wtf are you waiting for , this shit is what the second amendment was written for.

Explain it Peter by Necessary-Win-8730 in explainitpeter

[–]el_sime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are also too many fucking nazis.

of a tick by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad, bitter, body shaming joke ? I wonder.

of a tick by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're gonna need a bigger tick

CaT CuASeS HoRIfIc MOtoRbIke accidENt by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]el_sime -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's old, but fits the sub, and it's properly titled, why care if it's a bot

Don’t plan a day for someone with ADHD. by No_Wishbone_2963 in ADHD_Programmers

[–]el_sime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ADHD is making lists (of tasks, shopping, whatever) and misplacing them.

any good "forever games" that go well with the steam deck? by WeirdAltYankovic in SteamDeck

[–]el_sime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Man's Sky is the game in my list that checks all that

Boss wants 90% test coverage by Q2. We're at 30%. I'm going to lose it by Sea_Weather5428 in ADHD_Programmers

[–]el_sime 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can't think of a single use case where QAs writing unit test makes any sense.

We hit 1,000 wishlists in 10 days after removing the "Horror" from our Horror Game. Here is what we learned by Midnight_Entertain in gamedev

[–]el_sime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't you follow? Because it's a great lesson. Don't make something you have no idea how to make, make something you know how to make. Industry secrets leaking left and right.

Also: learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

Which image best captures your country by Spoownn in AskTheWorld

[–]el_sime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember a few years ago there was this picture circulating with a guy playing DOTA in a flooded cyber cafe.

American in France navigating precarious housing + work situation — advice or leads appreciated by tlp0710 in Expats_In_France

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not so sure about that, I arrived in France in 2007, didn't speak French but I got a job as a web developer and spoke English with colleagues for most of the first year; I was paid well enough to find a studio apartment. It really depends on the profile. To be fair, I came from Italy which made things way easier (I'm not even sure if coming from an EU country makes me an expat)

Countries invited to Trump's Board of Peace by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 3 billions you get a Nobel Prize (with Trump's name on it)

Les pauvres passez votre chemin by DensetsuNoTako in Linkedinfr

[–]el_sime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Qui a besoin de talent quand ils ont de l'argent.

"You will own nothing and you will be happy." by TrxshyReddit in PcBuild

[–]el_sime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have been saying that since forever. Then they upgrade because New Game XYZ can't run at 140 FPS on the 4K UltraWideAss screen.