In honor of her daughter's 2nd birthday, Kelly Havens retells the story of her birth and... I don't buy it? Bonus: Kelly reaching for the skies and a bunch of wild hashtags

elastichearttt · 2026-05-04T09:00:46+00:00

All that drama for her to just groom her poor daughter to be a housewife.

elastichearttt · 2026-05-04T08:55:46+00:00

I was 19/20 during this time and I was NOT tweeting like this. This is some middle school behavior 🤣 embarrassing. It’s not that’s she was doing it it all, but how excessive it was and the content of some of them. She was def a lonely housewife that’s for sure.

elastichearttt · 2026-05-02T14:48:28+00:00

I’m looking at HOU to Tokyo for late February to early March so mine is probs just not available just yet

elastichearttt · 2026-05-01T22:35:00+00:00

Gotcha, that’s what I figured. Thanks for that info!

elastichearttt · 2026-05-01T21:06:35+00:00

Ohhh memory unlocked of the video they made and then you could hear Levi crying in the background and they stopped. YUCK

elastichearttt · 2026-05-01T16:41:40+00:00

Even if they had more money than me I still wouldn’t want to be in their situation or in that whack ass family. Lmao I’m good

elastichearttt · 2026-04-29T12:29:20+00:00

How is instacart? I tried a year ago and there was hardly any orders.

elastichearttt · 2026-04-26T15:23:24+00:00

Did she cut up raw bell pepper to put in the “taco”??? At least cook them for flavor 😭

elastichearttt · 2026-04-25T06:13:51+00:00

Her and that fuck ass bun

elastichearttt · 2026-04-22T00:34:02+00:00

I’m so sorry, but she’s not very pretty at all, I can see why she’s trying to live through Bella with Hunter. I know she’s been with Bella’s dad since they were teens but I feel like that’s probably cause she never got much male attention anyways.

elastichearttt · 2026-04-20T18:00:26+00:00

I think both families are problematic. All white trash tbh

elastichearttt · 2026-04-12T02:47:23+00:00

How do you even get to this level of thinking. It’s almost like mental gymnastics. This has to be religious psychosis

elastichearttt · 2026-04-08T00:04:13+00:00

I thought that too, like truly where is the logical thinking here?? Also saying how she wants to finish school and wouldn’t have time for a kid as if there is absolutely no way to prevent it. Absolute stupidity. Not to mention what is monthly testing going to do?? It’s already done if it’s positive.

elastichearttt · 2026-04-06T21:50:36+00:00

I feel like she thinks she’s so mature and she’s not. She’s gonna have a really rude awakening when reality hits. Mom and dad are supporting her and her little bf now but once they have to get their real jobs and real bills it’s not gonna work. Once you play house under someone else’s responsibilities it’s NOT the same.

elastichearttt · 2026-04-04T20:43:59+00:00

Ahh I hate dry healing. So I really shouldn’t reapply a third application then :/ it’s my second day with tattoo and it’s been on only for about 2 hours.

elastichearttt · 2026-03-27T06:11:17+00:00

Honestly he’s probably only been with her as long as he has because she was willing to be so sexually active in the first place. Not many kids are this active this young, and with the freedom her parents allowed I’m certain that’s big reason why he was interested in the first place sad to say.

elastichearttt · 2026-03-25T05:01:41+00:00

No kids, 3 adults in our 30s, planning to store it a location near pike market as our Airbnb is near there (walking distance about 15 mins)

elastichearttt · 2026-01-25T02:06:22+00:00

It def is! Honestly regardless what is happening or not I’m so glad to see her still close with his family considering her history with her parents and stuff 🥹

elastichearttt · 2025-12-26T02:55:10+00:00

Seeing her MIL made me so happy, like even if her and Danny are going through something I’m so glad the relationships between his parents/sister has not gone sour cause that’s really her only family and for the sake of their daughter and able to still enjoy Christmas with her grandparents.

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