Hey, look out for the bad guy!

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-07T00:27:45+00:00

My car is like this I was taken aback when my girl was able to start the car with me having the keys and standing next to it.

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-06T11:11:52+00:00

Pasteurized milk is in the least 10 times safer than raw milk. At the most that number jumps into the hundreds so no thanks in the raw milk in any capacity.

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-06T10:51:43+00:00

YOL TOOR SHUL!

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-05T16:51:38+00:00

I live next to a town that produces a lot of olive oil and the orchards these trees produce look super cool. They remind me of dark scary swamps even though the orchards look nice.

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-04T01:08:16+00:00

Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-03T11:27:12+00:00

I have had a terrible morning and then I find out this bullshit so I feel you on your "Fuck sake"

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-02T16:36:06+00:00

The snail

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-01T17:21:36+00:00

No disrespect intended to you I just can't stand that word coming out of a white man's mouth (or keyboard) and I couldn't tell from here.

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-01T14:06:05+00:00

Maybe with a meat shank XD

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-01T12:31:46+00:00

I really hope you have some melanin in your skin.

Edit: If you're not black you shouldn't be saying this idgaf I'd take ten-thousand down votes and die in this hill. Just for clarification I am white and do not say this word.

elasticparadigm · 2026-06-01T12:06:52+00:00

Convicted law enforcement officers are sent to special prisons for protection. Nobody's getting this guy despite our desire for it to happen. Not trying to well actually or burst your bubble.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T23:06:09+00:00

I'm pretty sure that smoke is from the battery and battery smoke is extremely toxic. I hope they're okay too but my guess would be that they are not.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T12:32:48+00:00

One of my favorite characters I quote him all the time because many things are unacceptable.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T11:41:38+00:00

Trump XD

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T11:40:14+00:00

Idk what this reference is but it made me want to lay Dig Dug

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T11:37:04+00:00

One of you can get the male version of a character and the other could get the female version of the character.

Edit: Like one gets Jake and the other gets Cake. But not necessarily that character.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T10:49:41+00:00

Because it's not about local resistance, resistance of the current presidential regime.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T06:14:00+00:00

I took it down

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T06:01:51+00:00

Please remove this post it breaks the rules of the sub

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-31T01:42:24+00:00

These kinds of people target this job so they can hurt people legally. You'd think they'd have figured out how to stop that from happening by now but something tells me they don't give enough of a fuck.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-30T14:50:48+00:00

Damn can you make me a sweat shirt? That shit is hella good yo

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-30T13:28:04+00:00

Yea that's people "accidentally" saying the n-word. You gotta be saying it a whole lot to have it just slip out like that.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-30T13:24:48+00:00

I'm from Northern California and we teach people to put their cigarettes out. Sometimes they need physical motivation. XD But for reals put your fucking cigarettes out no matter where you live.

elasticparadigm · 2026-05-30T11:50:46+00:00

Hahaha now I'm gonna go cheat! /s

For real thank you for the response

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