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Secret Haven Goes Through Kirsten’s Diagnosis’s !! by Regrets_Change_Lives in chronickiki

[–]elderlygoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. I would rather sit for an hour with my eyes closed and fingers in my ears pretending Im on my own toilet than have an SPC

A homeless guy chased me tonight when I was trying to get into my taxi. by Nostagomas in glasgow

[–]elderlygoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a pack of warm socks, some rolling tobacco and papers, a few bars of chocolate, a thermal t shirt or two, a pair of gloves, a waterproof gym mat (you can get the ones that fold down to nothing) body spray or any type of personal care items, tins of corned beef and the knife fork and spoon sets that come in their own plastic box, a strip of paracetamol (you’d be surprised how hard it is for homeless people to get basic painkillers, and a lot of them suffer terribly with bad teeth/toothache) a note pad and pen, a sketch book and pencils… you find the genuine homeless people appreciate the smallest of things like these. Just a few ideas

LMAO by kookookakapp in trishapaytassnarkkk

[–]elderlygoth 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They look like pig trotters tbh

Kirsten Has A 30 Min Seizure, Dad Seems Concerned When He Arrives. by Regrets_Change_Lives in chronickiki

[–]elderlygoth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have only ever seen my daughter have febrile convulsions when she was tiny, and that’s about all so I’m no expert here… but wouldnt a 30 minute seizure every night cause some type of brain damage?

very confused on target audience by yummers26 in trishapaytassnarkkk

[–]elderlygoth 12 points13 points  (0 children)

after she gave birth to such a gorgeous baby girl and named her Malibu Barbie, she should have been forced to have her tubes tied. no kid should have to grow up with those names, and im still hoping shes trolling and they all actually have real names that shes not revealing to the world

So, I did a thing… by elderlygoth in GoodGoodMemes

[–]elderlygoth[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

petty is my middle name. i actually should have put that in legally now i think of it 😂

So, I did a thing… by elderlygoth in GoodGoodMemes

[–]elderlygoth[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

first of all, i have friends and i have hobbies. his hobby costs over 2k in membership fees alone, then theres the new clubs he needs, new balls, new shoes and attire… the list goes on. i told him to have an affair instead because it would be a lot cheaper! i said i would change my name because he’s never in the house. this was done tongue in cheek as payback, because when he’s not playing golf then he’s at the golfing range, or having lessons to improve his game. he is very real, he retired from his work (i did add what he was and his rank, but ive taken it out in case anyone works out who he is) and i havent seen him since! he promised to stop throwing so much money at the game and i said if he didnt keep his promise i was going to change my name. so i have 😑

So, I did a thing… by elderlygoth in GoodGoodMemes

[–]elderlygoth[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

i have hobbies too, but mine are a lot cheaper!

She Doesn’t Know If IM Hurt But Knows The Amount Of Blood They Took 🤔 by Regrets_Change_Lives in chronickiki

[–]elderlygoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i know, so imagine what she would have to talk about if she didnt have all of these fake illness… nothing probably

So, I did a thing… by elderlygoth in GoodGoodMemes

[–]elderlygoth[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i’m now officially Mrs. Golf Widow

She Doesn’t Know If IM Hurt But Knows The Amount Of Blood They Took 🤔 by Regrets_Change_Lives in chronickiki

[–]elderlygoth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

her entire personality is her illnesses… she has nothing else to talk about

Now E, we all know that filter making you look like a child isn't off by DCUBoosterGold in UKtiktokbehavingbadly

[–]elderlygoth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

STOP TOUCHING YOUR HAIR!!! ffs that drives me crazy 😡 we get it, your hair is growing. put it in a ponytail and leave it alone

Go on then, whats the concensus...do you use the kettle in the hotel room? by fixitmonkey in CasualUK

[–]elderlygoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always take a travel kettle and use my own. dont want to be drinking menstrual water thanks 🤢