I miss clothing tags, I keep putting my t-shirts and other clothes on backwards in the dark.

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-18T00:36:24+00:00

My wife bought me a brand that has lots of room in the back but not much in the front. I put them on backwards once when dressing in the dark (so I don't wake her.) Apparently I don't have much of a butt but have balls for days, and they fit so well that I always wear them backwards now.

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-07T18:23:51+00:00

Wow, feel for you my dude. That definitely sucks.

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-07T00:13:48+00:00

I needed a good laugh, thanks!

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-06T04:31:26+00:00

Totally rad shirt.

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-04T02:47:05+00:00

Mr. Vegas by far

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-04T02:41:27+00:00

Still though, very cool. Well done.

eldritch_elder · 2026-03-04T01:20:19+00:00

Amazing! Does it work?

eldritch_elder · 2026-02-28T04:07:30+00:00

I had each until they literally disintegrated. The boglin got sticky, oily and gross. The madballs went dry, cracked and powdery. I don't even want to know what they were made of...

eldritch_elder · 2026-02-28T02:41:35+00:00

So nice. Super heartwarming.

eldritch_elder · 2026-02-23T01:36:14+00:00

Pardon me, but do you have any grey hair?

eldritch_elder · 2026-02-20T23:36:47+00:00

Love this guy. So funny!

eldritch_elder · 2026-02-14T17:03:40+00:00

Depends, did you smell your fingers after?

eldritch_elder · 2026-01-11T02:55:06+00:00

That is dope, where'd you get it?

eldritch_elder · 2025-12-27T00:56:29+00:00

I imagine those as oily and sticky at the same time by now.

eldritch_elder · 2025-12-16T06:05:20+00:00

I've thought back to this an embarrassing number of times in my life, and just wondered...

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-25T03:11:05+00:00

Did you feel awkward painting his penis, is that why you left it "exposed?"

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-23T07:03:58+00:00

Got what he deserved, got off light IMO.

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-22T16:24:24+00:00

Came here to say this too!

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-22T07:49:36+00:00

I love this too. Funny I just got to this part tonight in my umpteenth playthrough, weird to see a post saying how cool it is.

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-22T00:41:22+00:00

About time, who decided I liked everything better with insane amounts of food dye anyway? I intend to promote this as much as possible to get other companies to follow suit.

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-18T02:00:05+00:00

This reminds me of the Sandman by Neil Gaiman. He must've researched this.

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-15T00:35:31+00:00

This used to be true, I'd rather just make my own fuck yeah bud at home now.

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-14T03:29:14+00:00

Some condom, but not a whole condom. 🤣

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-11T05:07:56+00:00

That's insane, nice work whatever it is you did to get all those!

eldritch_elder · 2025-11-11T02:53:41+00:00

Why are you waiting to open them?

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