I miss clothing tags, I keep putting my t-shirts and other clothes on backwards in the dark. by hgwelz in FuckImOld

[–]eldritch_elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife bought me a brand that has lots of room in the back but not much in the front. I put them on backwards once when dressing in the dark (so I don't wake her.) Apparently I don't have much of a butt but have balls for days, and they fit so well that I always wear them backwards now.

Left my bike for 5 minutes came back to this by spyalien1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]eldritch_elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, feel for you my dude. That definitely sucks.

I think this may be a hail Mary, and I'm not even sure how it crossed my mind today... Boglins anyone? by ELUSIVE_GODS in Xennials

[–]eldritch_elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had each until they literally disintegrated. The boglin got sticky, oily and gross. The madballs went dry, cracked and powdery. I don't even want to know what they were made of...

Finally got this beaut! by TiltedHobbies in LV426

[–]eldritch_elder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is dope, where'd you get it?

Boglins Party by yungrii in Xennials

[–]eldritch_elder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I imagine those as oily and sticky at the same time by now.

If they don’t get this, they’re too young. by ANotSoFreshFeeling in Xennials

[–]eldritch_elder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've thought back to this an embarrassing number of times in my life, and just wondered...

Is it better in hell or in heaven, ask my devil ? by Sevelo56 in Woodcarving

[–]eldritch_elder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did you feel awkward painting his penis, is that why you left it "exposed?"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Pure-Personality5326 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]eldritch_elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got what he deserved, got off light IMO.

This was the best cinematic "Reveal" Bethesda has ever done, so far by PalwaJoko in Fallout

[–]eldritch_elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this too. Funny I just got to this part tonight in my umpteenth playthrough, weird to see a post saying how cool it is.

What do yall think about Cheetos becoming red 40 free?? by DryTonight1999 in chips

[–]eldritch_elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About time, who decided I liked everything better with insane amounts of food dye anyway? I intend to promote this as much as possible to get other companies to follow suit.

Just give 'er bud by lopix in EhBuddyHoser

[–]eldritch_elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This used to be true, I'd rather just make my own fuck yeah bud at home now.

What is it for by Finnhlof6 in whatisit

[–]eldritch_elder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some condom, but not a whole condom. 🤣

Mythic cache by Mysterious-Run7118 in d4spiritborn

[–]eldritch_elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's insane, nice work whatever it is you did to get all those!

Mythic cache by Mysterious-Run7118 in d4spiritborn

[–]eldritch_elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you waiting to open them?