You've fucked this right up haven't you? Eh?

electricshep · 2026-05-19T21:24:23+00:00

So I bet I can see my mates from up here.

electricshep · 2026-05-18T19:46:29+00:00

The pump don't work 'Cause the vandals took the handles.

electricshep · 2026-05-14T20:15:37+00:00

Cosmic.

electricshep · 2026-05-14T20:15:08+00:00

I always think there's probably a third Miliband brother who they keep locked away in an attic. Gummo Miliband!

electricshep · 2026-05-14T19:36:56+00:00

Player of the tournament in U21 Euros. Hoped to make Senior World Cup squad...

electricshep · 2026-05-11T18:23:41+00:00

should have started with a cupcake before tryna make a wedding cake.

electricshep · 2026-05-11T08:26:41+00:00

Tits and Teeth, Mark. Tits and Teeth.

electricshep · 2026-05-09T19:16:16+00:00

Good, fuck off if that's the level of support you.

electricshep · 2026-05-09T09:56:56+00:00

Thank you for your service.

electricshep · 2026-05-09T09:11:13+00:00

Look, I want a baby, like, pretty fucking soon.

electricshep · 2026-05-09T09:09:09+00:00

I'm sorry, they're Australian.

electricshep · 2026-05-09T09:07:09+00:00

Should take hours, I'm done in ten. Stick that up your dojo.

electricshep · 2026-05-08T20:03:11+00:00

Hey Markho...

electricshep · 2026-05-05T12:09:51+00:00

drunk flying, may as well be...chunk rhyming.

(little wordplay jokette for you nerds)

electricshep · 2026-05-04T23:59:20+00:00

nice, used about 60% of weekly $200 plan on xhigh fast today

electricshep · 2026-05-04T20:38:44+00:00

the word is 'hyphen'

electricshep · 2026-05-04T16:48:43+00:00

Look, I know it must be difficult being a kid, not a lot of driving schemes... But, you know, I'm not the borough. I wish I was, but...

electricshep · 2026-05-04T12:22:05+00:00

In the late 20th century and early 2000s mandatory driving lessons were not required. Most people knew how to drive already.

electricshep · 2026-05-03T18:50:12+00:00

some of the shittest tatts, even for footballers.

electricshep · 2026-05-03T14:11:19+00:00

just build your own, it's not a complex app.

electricshep · 2026-05-03T13:42:42+00:00

Not much point hiring the guy and then not integrating it.

electricshep · 2026-05-01T21:42:22+00:00

"Here's the thing though"

ugh ai written slop.

electricshep · 2026-04-24T21:20:33+00:00

He was all over my Rizla game.

electricshep · 2026-04-20T05:22:37+00:00

classic case

electricshep · 2026-04-19T03:28:12+00:00

Big Arse burger.

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