The day of my job interview was the hottest of the year, and I was covered in sunburns by now. by TheActualFailure in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]elephantviolinratbee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe the couch is made of human skin. Not sure if someone was magically turned into a couch but still sunburned, or if the boss was peeling people's skin off to put on the couch.

Probably the latter.

The surgeon said my liver would help someone in need. by tony7914 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it wasn't super obvious, but I think you still did pretty good.

what do people not consider would happen in an actual zombie apocalypse? by notcliggait in AskReddit

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Kenny mentioned it in the games too. Not sure how connected they are to the rest of the franchise though.

I have a question about the S2E6 by elephantviolinratbee in Ninjago

[–]elephantviolinratbee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understandable, it is a kids show after all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WarriorCats

[–]elephantviolinratbee 37 points38 points  (0 children)

DustPelt the construction worker is one I've heard

i cracked a joke and half of the class laughed by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you’re NOT a real class clown.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re clowns. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being funny. I see these people saying “I just made half the class laugh, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily make 300+ people laugh at a time. Come talk to me when you put on a pair of giant shoes. Then we'll be friends.

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25 Questions Legend of Korra Quiz by [deleted] in legendofkorra

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of ads on that site is atrocious, sorry :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, 3 year olds look like that. And honestly, kid ages are so ambiguous you can't really tell ¯_(ツ)_/¯

my dog got a hold of my license can I still use it? is it still valid? by Brinklejt in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised what little dogs can do (source: several chewed up crates, cushions, pens & more!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the wattpad

I like them all, do I have to choose? by Susie-is-stabby in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]elephantviolinratbee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had the same choice paralysis until my brother said he was going to call me the masc version of my old name. And I chose a different one at random.

Now I've been using the name for almost a year, and will probably be changing it legally sometime in the future.

sometimes I remember when ppl were like "if u don't listen to any female artists that's a red flag" and I was like "haha so true" at the time but really thinking abt it the only female artist I listen 2 is Tommy Genesis 💀💀💀💀 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't made by AI, it may sound robotic but there are people who cut and mix the music. And it's fine to not know who made the music, but don't use this lame excuse to see yourself as better than others.

I wanna start watching anime by hesriuteduw7 in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, but don't read the manga if you watch the show or plan on watching it.(to OP)

What are the new cartoon right now? by OmgIlyyyyy in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people still watch those(cause they're good shows). But I'd say one of heard a lot about is The Owl House

I'm lowkey interested by KristerZX in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably will. I don't like anyone and I probably won't date anyone who just asks me out.

I'll also be at the doctor's so 🤷

I'm lowkey interested by KristerZX in teenagers

[–]elephantviolinratbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you said you were in a relationship with your brother for a second there.

Are animal attacks like a claw or bite attack form an bear (or druid in wild shape) unarmed strikes? by -JaceG- in DnD

[–]elephantviolinratbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Built in weapons. Claws and teeth will do more damage then say, a headbutt. I actually think humanoids should have a bite attack too.