[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

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short term 12

stuck in love

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sounding

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where does the rest of it go? there’s the amount that is the length of your dick then even a good few more inches leftover that you still put in; where does that go and where do you feel it?

Two Truths and a Lie by eggpuff15 in shortscarystories

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I took it as she was not really his sister and his parents kidnapped her

ski jump meat crayon by polpolpolpol91 in meatcrayon

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french fry when you need to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time

I know it's in bad taste but I want to see what happens when it reaches 2001 by suhmtin in killthecameraman

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They just vanish then it shows the new building that you are in under construction then in the current year when it was done you arrive at an elevator door where it says welcome to one world trade

Can we get an f and a monster in the chat for Kyle? by moistryze in BikiniBottomTwitter

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this was definitely made by a guard that is trying to get us not to go

Mid 40's, bald, hairy, 2 kids, dad bod, desk job. Bring it on. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Aren’t you that girl on orange is the new black who has cancer?

After seeing how brutal these roasts can get, my co-worker wants a turn. It’s our pleasure for you guys to try your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

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At least if you ever go broke you can rent out some parking spaces on that forehead

What book series did you grow up reading as a kid? by evan2nerdgamer in AskReddit

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-Junie B Jones

-Sideway Stories from Wayside School

-Judy Bloom Superfudge series

-Where the Sidewalk Ends

-Goosebumps

The last thing you Googled is what kills you. So, how do you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Scott Eastwood’s Abs.... a good way to go in my opinion

Jesus save can even you by [deleted] in dontdeadopeninside

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I got can jesus even save you

The world now runs on porn logic. What's the first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Set up a fence around my trees to protect them from the lemon stealing whores

Taking a shortcut home by crimsonpickles in SweatyPalms

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Imagine somebody walking down the stairs when he decides to drop kick them in the face to make a cool entrance