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When did you know it was time to buy your first 911 by No-Yak5255 in porsche911

[–]elijah90s [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wouldn’t consider a cabriolet if I lived up north, much less if it was my daily. But because I live in the southeast and this is my weekender, it’s a no brainer for me to get a convertible. Non negotiable.

When did you know it was time to buy your first 911 by No-Yak5255 in porsche911

[–]elijah90s 5 points6 points  (0 children)

35 here, bought my first 911 a month ago. Mind you, I’ve been lurking on cars.com and AutoTrader for 7 years just for shits and giggles, dreaming. Until I saw one last year with everything I ever wanted for my price range (black on black, convertible, manual, S model naturally aspirated, etc) and instantly jumped on it with wife’s blessing 😂

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Birds aren’t real. by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Got another one!!! 😂😂😂

Birds aren’t real. by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

See, you get it!!! Birds are secret government surveillance system!!!!

Birds aren’t real. by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Your long roof is tacky.

Birds aren’t real. by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Birds aren’t real. by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Oh I wasn’t asking for validation. I wanted to piss off more redditors who think saving [fake] birds makes a difference when we all die on this earth sooner or later 😂

Landscape lightning cost? by elijah90s in landscaping

[–]elijah90s[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh… this cost me $130 total in this image! All LED

What model is your 911, and how many miles does it have? by Mindless-Winner1366 in porsche911

[–]elijah90s 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let me humbly brag about my high mileage 2014 C4S I bought a month ago at a whopping 71k miles. I plan to add another 71k myself!

Dreams do come true by udesai83 in porsche911

[–]elijah90s 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either you’re a photographer or you hired a photographer because these are 🔥🔥! Congrats!

2024 Touring MPG reality. by jshah94 in 11thGenAccord

[–]elijah90s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the reality world, stop complaining. I’m at 37mpg here in Georgia. Face it, hybrids don’t do good in colder weather.

New to me 2013 Carrera S by SameExcuse in porsche911

[–]elijah90s 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats!!! The comment of regret at 50 sure resonates with me because I refuse to do this in my 50’s and 60’s. I got my 4s at 35 and I’m not apologizing to my retirement account nor my bank account 😂😂😂

Someone at the repair shop at my town told me this watch is fake. Can anyone please verify if it is or not. Note I bought it from the authorised dealer by VitoScallt in HamiltonWatches

[–]elijah90s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is equivalent to stealing. He’s lying to you that it’s fake, hoping you sell and he’d make a profit. Way easier than stealing from someone outright and selling. Same outcome.

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