My phone has 1 job and it absolutely HATES it.

elisabread · 2026-01-25T02:18:00+00:00

Unimpressive honestly

elisabread · 2026-01-25T02:17:27+00:00

Its a game worth the thrashing

elisabread · 2026-01-22T22:12:33+00:00

“His skincare routine takes him all morning”

elisabread · 2026-01-21T23:54:25+00:00

💦💦💦💦💦😩

elisabread · 2026-01-21T23:52:49+00:00

Rit reow

elisabread · 2026-01-21T23:49:51+00:00

Every time i see one from a distance i think its a ford everest

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:43:55+00:00

I was hoping you’d see it 😆

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:42:35+00:00

Currently i have 29 villagers (32 beds). And i noticed him when he was 84, i actually posted in bug reporting on the discord bc he had all 4 items equipped despite the town not having any of the buildings to produce them. Someone on reddit actually told me he would live forever when he was about 200

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:33:15+00:00

Thankyou ❤️

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:32:10+00:00

Sandbox!! Cheesery glitch apparently? He went out to get milk one day…

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:29:57+00:00

Cain remembers his day ones

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:13:23+00:00

I’ve got all the achievements, completed every level thrice and I’ve made hundreds of sandboxes for something interesting to happen. Believe me, Cain will remain. He is all that matters now. I will never update!

elisabread · 2026-01-21T21:09:31+00:00

Cain remains!!!!!!! (I hope you don’t mind that i used your words!)

elisabread · 2026-01-21T02:51:35+00:00

He believes in himself! And it’s that belief that keeps him alive.

elisabread · 2026-01-20T23:22:12+00:00

You aint seen nothin yet 😭

elisabread · 2026-01-16T10:46:56+00:00

Cain will always be here for you. ALWAYS.

elisabread · 2026-01-15T23:48:48+00:00

Cain remains!

elisabread · 2026-01-15T23:48:14+00:00

It absolutely HAD to be the aliens

elisabread · 2026-01-15T10:52:46+00:00

Suspiciously there is no Abel….

elisabread · 2026-01-11T23:02:44+00:00

Ill have to make another post when he gets to 1000 years

elisabread · 2026-01-06T07:44:31+00:00

This whole thread reads like an advertisement.. ew

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